Wislow Is The Prankster Of The Phantoms.

Wislow is the prankster of the Phantoms.

Amazing idea commissioned by @sepulchredsacrament on IG

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hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

Happy Halloween… to some of the creepiest Phantoms in Phantom history! From left to right, top to bottom:

Ernst-Dieter Suttheimer’s tantrum

Kevin Gray stroking Christine’s face… and boobs

Peter Karrie and more boob stroking

Scott Davies doing… that

Ethan Freeman getting up close and personal with Christine

All of Uwe Kröger

Anthony Crivello curtsying towards Raoul

Marcus Lovett crawling on the floor to Christine

Finally done The Phantom of the Opera. "....I will play you Mozart, if you like, which will only make you weep; but my Don Juan, Christine, burns." sold to @flagbridge

Dmitri Ermak + Tamara Kotova (Moscow 2015)

Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

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