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Calico Bean

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I Am Utterly Enamoured With How Scar's Been Depicted In Docs Most Recent Video

i am utterly enamoured with how scar's been depicted in docs most recent video

like. the video starts, and 3 minutes in doc just hears 'woop woop its the sound of the poe poe' from that obnoxious horn

he goes to investigate, only to see scar gracefully riding towards his shop on a pig, going incredibly slowly of course

scar drops off his pig in the dressing room of the shop, reminiscing over his 'mall patrol days' (nonexistant), but because he's still holding his carrot on a stick, the pig follows him out the dressing room to stand incredibly close next to him

doc then proceeds to tell scar why he's no longer a suspect- accidentally insulting him in the process (he cites 'they wrote on a sign but mixed up 'there' and 'they are', so i thought it was you because you were dyslexic' as if thats not a mistake many people make, regardless of if theyre dyslexic or not)

then scar goes 'of course im innocent!! why else would i wear a hat like this' and shows doc his absolutely, comedically enormous hat (its bigger than the pig when hes not wearing it)

all the while, doc's having a crisis because this 'ore snatcher' (note: said ore snatcher had stolen 4 diamond ore blocks as far as doc had known. just 4) was evading him so effectively and he has no idea who it is.

so just. doc having a crisis so severe over his four (4) missing diamond ore blocks that he calls upon cryptid police officer scar- who just happens to be the one other person whos been dealing with 'ore snatcher' problems.

,,just that scar's managed to lose much more ore than doc has.

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