I Am Utterly Enamoured With How Scar's Been Depicted In Docs Most Recent Video

i am utterly enamoured with how scar's been depicted in docs most recent video

like. the video starts, and 3 minutes in doc just hears 'woop woop its the sound of the poe poe' from that obnoxious horn

he goes to investigate, only to see scar gracefully riding towards his shop on a pig, going incredibly slowly of course

scar drops off his pig in the dressing room of the shop, reminiscing over his 'mall patrol days' (nonexistant), but because he's still holding his carrot on a stick, the pig follows him out the dressing room to stand incredibly close next to him

doc then proceeds to tell scar why he's no longer a suspect- accidentally insulting him in the process (he cites 'they wrote on a sign but mixed up 'there' and 'they are', so i thought it was you because you were dyslexic' as if thats not a mistake many people make, regardless of if theyre dyslexic or not)

then scar goes 'of course im innocent!! why else would i wear a hat like this' and shows doc his absolutely, comedically enormous hat (its bigger than the pig when hes not wearing it)

all the while, doc's having a crisis because this 'ore snatcher' (note: said ore snatcher had stolen 4 diamond ore blocks as far as doc had known. just 4) was evading him so effectively and he has no idea who it is.

so just. doc having a crisis so severe over his four (4) missing diamond ore blocks that he calls upon cryptid police officer scar- who just happens to be the one other person whos been dealing with 'ore snatcher' problems.

,,just that scar's managed to lose much more ore than doc has.

hermitcraft season 10 and water

1. grian and gem are haunted (infected…?) by the ocean

2. false is the mary poppins of rivers. her briefcase is waterlogged

3. pearl and xb are fish

4. mumbo is growing gills

5. beef and skizz are henchmen for the salmon mafia

6. doc is in a swamp (and being terrorised by said salmon mafia)

7. keralis is on a boat :)

8. joel has a shrine for axolotl ocean queen lizzie ldshadowlady [NEW!]

Mermay Special Prompt 3

“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!” 

Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.

One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them. 

Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying. 

“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit. 

The plaintiff enters the court