I Love Andre I Love Andre I Love Andre I Love Andre I Love Andre

I love Andre I love Andre I love Andre I love Andre I love andre

Hcs!

- Cal is ALWAYS stretching. When he gets up from bed, he stretches, when he gets up from a chair, he stretches, when he yawns, he stretches...

- Cal has a really elastic body, he can do the weirdest shits and Andre is always weirded out or fascinated (depends in which situation, obviously)

- Cal has really dry lips. He always is wearing chapstick to not chew his own lips off

- Andre is a limp bizkit listener.

- They both HATE kids.

- They're both bisexual

- Seeing Andre cry is something Cal has only seen once or twice in YEARS. That man hardly cries, and when he does Cal starts crying too

- Whenever Andre is feeling sad, he just hugs Mel. He hugs her until he's feeling better, and she seems to notice because she doesn't leave his side

- Cal can only cry when Andre's with him. He simply can't when he's with other people or alone. Everytime they're talking about something deep, Cal just starts silently sniffing and sobbing, he can't help it.

- Andre hates to admit it, but the times he finds Cal the prettiest is when he just woke up, crying or just cried or f out.

- Cal is the type of guy to never ask for his own food. He will beg Andre to take a bite of his food even though sometimes Cal doesn't even like what he's asking for. When Andre knows Cal isn't going to like it, he gives him a bite. When he knows Cal is going to like it, he eats it as fast as possible.

- Andre is a fast eater, Cal is a slow eater.

- Cal is always touching Andre in one way or another. His legs on Andre's thighs while they're sitting, his head on Andre's shoulder, his hand on Andre's pocket, getting Andre to piggyback him, getting Andre to carry him like he is some sort of princess...

- the only food they share is ice cream

- Andre usually has to carry Cal because he fell asleep or because he's just really tired.

-Cal's toys are now his siblings toy's.

- Mel follows Andre EVERYWHERE. Even when he's taking a shower she's sitting patiently on the toilet

- Andre is REALLY stubborn. If he thinks one thing, you could never make him change his opinion.

- They can never go to restaurants because of Cal. He never likes the food. So Andre just takes him to McDonald's and Cal is the happiest ever

- Whenever someone is playing with his hair or running his fingers through it, Cal just melts

- Andre broke a kids arm and another kids nose as a kid

- Cal had a broken tooth when he was a kid

- Andre's haircut is a grown buzzcut

- Cal basically lives in Andre's house too, he even sleeps there even though Andre's working

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i need to print out a bunch of zd images and put them all over my amp.. zd bass amp....

cal’s parents never allowed him to watch spongebob as a kid. his mom thought it was annoying, and his dad didn’t want him getting his humor from something so unfunny. when him and andre become friends, andre always put on spongebob. he thinks it’s fucking hilarious and explains certain easter eggs in episodes because him and his brother watch the show constantly.

cal becomes obsessed with the show, asking to watch it every time he goes to the kriegman house. when he reaches ninth grade and is allowed to have a tv in his room, he watches spongebob before bed every night. his parents still hate it but can’t stop their son from watching the dumb show.

Bro my last post was not that good wtf