Hobie Brown X GN!partner Thoughts

Hobie Brown x GN!partner thoughts

People who write Hobie Brown as an ultra jealous boyfriend are literally insane to me like ??? I get it, romanticising toxic behaviour can be fun but that's not him AT ALL.

Like he'd be at a bar with his partner and be like "Oi, luv, go flirt with that guy looking at ya, I don't wanna pay for a drink"

He would also compete with his partner about who can pull more people in one night.

After a concert he'd be entertaining a group of girls' attempts to flirt with him and then mid conversation he'd spot you in the crowd and he'd be like "Sorry, ladies, gotta go" Just to leave them wondering why until they turn their heads and he's kissing his partner in the middle of the club, or hugging them and whispering something in their ear. The girls don't know what it was but the person in his arms was giggling so they can only wonder.

And I feel like that's much more fun than coming up to a guy who's trying to flirt with you and getting all moody and threatening them (although he'd definitely do that if he could see you were uncomfortable)

Genuine question that just popped up in my mind-

If Wyll never breaks the contract and never gets rid of his horns and stuff and then has children

Would those children have only his human genes? Could they inherit the horns? Did the spell fundamentally change his whole DNA? It may be a dumb question with an obvious answer but i genuinely don't know

I don't know why I haven't seen this done yet because The sound of music!au is PERFECT for Bruce Wayne and his 700 children

I just found out that "Beso" by Rosalía and Rauw Alejandro is on Neil's Astarion playlist and I think that's the best thing I've heard relating to this game.

•Content warnings: none that I can think of (warn me if there is)

•Summary: Jason finds you wearing his clothes

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Jason had been away on a mission for a few days. You were sitting alone at home, bored. He was supposed to come back later that day so you decided to kill two birds with one stone and get rid of your boredom by preparing a surprise for your boyfriend.

You got out of bed, walked towards your shared closet and picked up one of Jason's helmets, one of his leather jacket and his favourite set of lingerie of yours.

After putting it all on you stood in front of your bedroom mirror, taking the ensamble in and thinking about how to pose for the "I miss you" text you were planning on sending.

You were too busy lost in your thoughts, posing for your phone so you didn't hear your front door opening and Jason coming into the apartment. He walked towards your bedroom to greet you but stopped in his tracks at the door and looked at you for a few moments before speaking up "What's the special occasion?"

You got slightly startled but quickly threw your phone on the bed and went to give him a welcome hug.

He hugged you back and asked again "What's up with the outfit, hon?"

"I wanted to give you a surprise"

"You did" He said, moving his hands down to grab your waist "Now can you take that helmet off? I want to kiss my girlfriend properly"

You obliged and took it off and placed it carefully on a nearby shelf. You took his face in your hands and kissed him softly. He deepened the kiss, moving his hands up and down your torso, going to your ass and back to your waist. His mouth travelled from your lips to your neck and then your collarbones. He kept going lower until he was kneeling on the floor in front of you, leaving kisses on your stomach and over your panties while muttering praises "You're wearing my favourite.." "Got all pretty for me" "I missed you so much, love"

Needless to say his clothes didn't last long on either of your bodies

I don't know what's with me and leaving things half written 🤩

Medieval/fairytale au with arranged marriage trope where princess!reader is made to marry prince!Bruce Wayne but she's secretly in love with the dark knight (he's literally a knight in this) and Bruce is just like "how do I tell her I'm the one she's been talking to all along? I lover her but do I trust her enough to tell her my secret?" And reader is like "how do I tell my lover that I am now engaged? Should I keep the affair going? Should I break things off with him? Will I learn to like my fiancé? Who even is my fiancé that I have never met before?" And it's like a ladybug-marinette sorta situation where the mask makes the ship dynamic variate so much. I'm 100% sure this has been done before but I wanted to say it.