I Just Found Out That "Beso" By Rosala And Rauw Alejandro Is On Neil's Astarion Playlist And I Think

I just found out that "Beso" by Rosalía and Rauw Alejandro is on Neil's Astarion playlist and I think that's the best thing I've heard relating to this game.

I have Bridgerton brainriot right now

I just read Benedict's book and he is living in my mind rent free I need someone to scream at

Feel free to comment or send asks because aaaaajdysk

I need him spiritually, carnally, literally, artistically, formally, poetically, musically, religiously, mentally, sickeningly, lovingly, hatefully, violently, gently, I don't know more words but you get the point

He angered me beyond measure in the book but I cannot help but want him

And I hate it because the regency setting makes me say shit like "plagues my mind" instead of more modern less pompous stuff and it sounds even more exaggerated

Snow could've avoided being dragged by Finnick on national TV for his bloody mouth by having a cunty teapot with different chambers.

They're genuinely so cool and it's so hard for me to believe a man whose best scientists could figure out mutts couldn't figure out two chambers and air flow.

Gale really had any abstract noun to pick as his realm and he chose body paint and ambition. I'm sorry but he flopped so hard.

I haven't posted about her yet but the fact that I made up a water genasi to ship with Wyll because I wanted something similar to a mermaid and in game he talks about mermaid porn is so funny to me

He wants me so bad it's stupid 🙄

Me @ Astarion when he says he wants to ascend

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated