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Sexy Pirate 1

Sexy Pirate 1

Wrote this one a while ago. --------❤️❤️❤️❤️-------- "(y/n), th' cap'n wants ye." Shouted a voice outside of your cabin. Your mother died when you were approaching adolescence so your father, the captain, had the ship designed with an extra room just for you to live in separate quarters from the rest of the crew. After your mother died he took you on the ship and personally taught you about how to be a privateer. Usually this would never happen but you were all your father had left so he didn't trust anyone else to watch over you. You quickly took to sea life and eventually gained the respect of the crew after proving yourself time and time again. In the eyes of the crew and your father, you were an honest member and worked hard to become your father's quartermaster. "Tell 'im I'm coming." You called back and hurried to finish making yourself presentable. You ran from your cabin to the quarterdeck and approached your father at the wheel. "There ye are, (y/n)." He said as you walked up to him. "Did ye need somethin' cap'n?" You asked as you looked out over the crew. "Aye. Soon we'll be approachin' Nassau. I need ye t' stay on th' ship as much as possible while we be docked." "May I ask why?" You inquired. "Nassau is pirate country, lass. The scalawags 'ere are savages and 'ave no consideration fer anyone but themselves. If they see a young poppet like yerself in the streets, they won't be afeared t' snatch ye especially aft' a few drinks. I also need someone aboard t' watch th' ship while we're docked. I don't trust th' other pirates. I don't expect ye t' stay on th' ship th' entire stay but I need ye on it fer a majority." He explained. "Father, ye know I'm very capable of protectin' meself." You argued. "I know that but ye're still a lass. Ye won't be able t' hold yer own against five full grown scalawags. Besides there aren't many or rather any other female quartermasters 'n pirates aren't likely t' show ye any respect." "I understand." *The next day* Your ship had just docked in Nassau and you're watching the crew and your father clear out and head towards the nearest tavern. You climb the mast and settle yourself in the crows nest to watch over the ship and watch out for the crew. You decided that come night time you would head to the tavern for a pint of rum. You sit keeping watch for a few hours before catching sight of another ship docking. Two people from the other ship stood out, a rugged blond and a handsome brunette with a red bandana. You curiously focused your attention on them as they exited the ship. You watched as they greeted four other pirates before they all headed towards the tavern. As you watched, the one with the red bandana suddenly stopped and turned to look at you. You stare for a while, in shock, but quickly come to your senses when he raises an eyebrow at you. You blush before turning to look in another direction but not before catching the smirk on his face as he turns to follow his companions. When he turned away you turned back to look at him. Your face was still heated as you watched him enter the tavern. You bit your lip and began to wonder who he was and if you would see him again during your stay in Nassau. You return to your duty of watching the ship and before you know it night has fallen and your father has retired to his cabin. You took this opportunity to go to your cabin and change into one of your many outfits you had designed to not only look nice but to allow you to move freely and easily and to not wear you down if you needed to fight. You placed a few blades in your garter and a knife in your right boot. You left your beautiful (h/c) hair down to blow in the wind. You exit your cabin and head to the docks before going towards the tavern. You followed the trash, glass, and drunken pirate covered road until you reached the tavern. It was alive with the sound of merry drunkards and performers. You go to the bar and order a pint of spiced rum. As you wait for your drink you notice someone move to stand next to you. You send a flitting glance in their direction before doing a double take when you realize that the person next to you is the bandana wearing pirate from earlier. You feel a blush starting and quickly turn away before he can meet your eye. Your drink arrived and you were about to toss a few coins to the barmaid but someone beat you to it. "I'll cover it." He said. His voice was pure seduction. You could even hear the smugness, and just imagine his smirk. You nod your head in thanks and take a long drink of your rum. You feel a calloused but gentle hand grab your chin and turn you towards its owner, the bandana wearing pirate. "Are ye new t' Nassau?" He asks in his sexy accented voice. You nod, putting your drink down. Your blush comes back full blast as his hand leaves your chin and messes with a strand of your hair before pushing it back behind your ear. He only seemed to get sexier as he sent you a dangerously seductive smirk. "Ye're not a talker, are ye?" He asked, his hand skimming over your cheek and heading to the back of your head to move you closer. You begin to fall under his thrall as you stare into his beautiful brown eyes and breathed in the scent of rum, ocean breeze, and spices that was coming off of him in waves. You were having a sensory overload and couldn't help but close your eyes and lean in to fully experience the feel of his fingers, amazing smell, and the sound of his voice as it ensnared you in its trap of seduction and unspoken promises. You felt as if all you had to do was submit and he would make every last dream of yours come true, especially the more naughty ones. You opened your (e/c) eyes to look into the flawless brown ones in front of you, taking note of how much closer he had gotten in the seconds that had passed. Unfortunately, you were distracted by the presence of the blond pirate. "Oy Kidd. I see ye've found yourself a beauty." The blond said making his presence known before ordering a pint of rum. "Jealous Kenway?" He asks, looking at the blond with a sharp look, pissed off. "Seein' as such a beautiful lass isn't with me, I'd have to say I am." He said directing a wink at you. You falter as you realize that the blond is flirting with you. You pause for a second processing the names you heard, Kidd and Kenway. Your eyes widen as you realize the only two possible pirates that go by those names, James Kidd and Edward Kenway. "Back off Kenway." James said glaring at Edward before pulling you from where you stood to a secluded corner. "..." You're still in shock at what just happened. "Sorry about that." He sighed. He directed his attention back to you but you had already started to pull yourself away. "I'm sorry. I-um-I need t' get going. My father is waitin' fer me." You said nervously pulling away and heading toward the exit. "Wait-"He tried to stop you but you dodged him. "Sorry I jus' can't. Goodbye." You quickly left the tavern and hurried toward the ship. When you finally reached the docks you stopped and sat on the pier, looking at the ocean. You thought over what just happened and began to question if it really happened at all. You were so distracted by your thoughts that you didn't notice James sitting next to you. After a few minutes he poked your side. You wiggled and let out a surprised giggle. He did it again causing you to laugh and grab his hands. When you stopped laughing you looked at his face. He was smiling at you, not smirking, and that was just as, if not more, beautiful than his smirk. He had you under his thrall again. He slowly leaned in towards you, giving you the chance to pull away. Your common sense screamed for you to pull back and get on the ship but you ignored it. You leaned in just the slightest bit and he took that as the sign to continue. He cradled your neck and pulled you toward him. He pressed a soft kiss to your lips and used his other hand to gently grab your hip and pull the rest of your body towards himself. He peppers your lips with chaste kisses. You grab his shoulders and hold on to him as you lose yourself. James starts to add more pressure to each kiss before swiping his tongue over your lips. You gasp and open you mouth. He gently coaxes your tongue into a dance only you two know the steps to. He lets go of your neck and his hands gently grab your hips before slipping to your butt. You start to push your chest into him in an attempt to get closer. He lifts you by your butt and places you in his lap as the kiss gets progressively more passionate. You tangle your fingers in his hair and let one hand scratch down his back. You pull back from the kiss to catch your breath. Both you and James are panting as you look into each other's eye. He presses a quick kiss to your lips before making his way to your neck. You let out a short moan as he kisses just the right spot. You tilt your head to the side to give him more space as he abuses your sweet spot. You start to let out louder moans and his hands start to travel up your side and under your shirt, skimming your bare skin and causing you to shiver delightfully. You unknowingly start to grind your hips on him and arch towards him, your moaning getting the slightest bit louder. He pulls away from your neck and let's out a deep moan. You bit your lip and your eyelids fluttered at the sound of his sexy voice. You looked into his lust filled eyes and licked your lips invitingly at him. He attacked your lips and held you just a bit rougher, he was losing control. You moaned into his mouth and shivered at the thought of James getting rough with you. He was slowly driving you mad with his lips, tongue, fingers, and sexy groans. You enjoyed every second of it as you ground down on him with a purpose and his hand traveled to your bust before giving a rough squeeze and making you throw your head back in a moan. "Shite ye're beautiful." He groaned at the sight of you. You tried to go back to the rough kiss but he only gave you gentle pecks. You whimpered a bit and gave a pout before purposely grinding into him and forcing him to tightly hold your hips to stop you. You groaned and buried your face in his chest. "Christ lass." He breathed out as you both caught your breath. "..." You felt your cheeks start to enflame as you took in your situation. You were sat pressed up against a guy you just made out with but didn't even know. You didn't really know how to process what just happened but you were glad he stopped you or you just might have ended up losing your virginity on the docks. Although you did enjoy every second of it. "So are ye still plannin' t' run away?" He smirked as he lifted your face to look him in the eye. You couldn't help but laugh at the irony. You just ran out of a tavern to get away from him but right in front of your father's ship you decide to make out with him. You figured that you didn't have anything to lose and shook your head. "What's yer name?" He asked, playing with your hair. "My name is (y/n) (l/n)." You said still slightly dazed from the kiss. "A beautiful name. Just what I expected of a lass like yerself." He whispered. You're cheeks were as red as a tomato and you once again hid your face in his shirt. "Not really." You mumble. "Aye, love. I've not seen a lass as beautiful as ye in a long time. As ye could probably tell most o' th' wenches here are barmaids or prostitutes. Hard to find a woman of genuine beauty and not covered in make up." He mused. You didn't answer but listened to his voice and enjoyed its sound. You never thought you could be so comfortable in the arms of a man let alone a stranger but you were and you didn't feel up to ruining it. You opened his shirt when you caught sight of his tattoo and slowly traced it. "What's this tattoo fer?" You asked. "I don' remember. It's been years since I got it done, love." He said with a smile. Your fingers move up to his cheek and you trace the scar going across his eye. You see his eyes darken as you do it but he says nothing so you decide not to ask. You lean in and press a soft kiss to his scar and trail down to kiss his lips one last time. You then pull away completely and start to stand. He gazes at you questioningly and grabs on to your hand. "I need t' get back on the ship before my father notices I'm gone." You explain and give his hand a tight squeeze before letting go. "Will ye come t' th' tavern tomorrow night?" "I don't know. Maybe, if I feel like havin' a rum." You smile as you begin to walk backwards. "Hmm. Is there any way t' make that a definite aye?"James asked as he approached you. "I don' reckon so but maybe ye could find a way t' convince me." You smile coyly at him still backing up. "Any hints on how t' do that?" He asks lengthening his stride towards you. "That wouldn't be fair. Ye have t' figure it out fer yerself." You scolded and bit into your lip. James did just as you thought he would and directed his eyes towards your already plump lips. His eyes flickered behind you and he walked just the slightest bit faster. You sped up your retreat only to find yourself trapped when you backed up into a stack of crates. James quickly blocked any exit by placing his arms on either side of you and placing his leg between yours. He smirked at you and placed a kiss on your cheek. "Did that convince ye?" He asked, his breath ghosting across your cheeks. You shook your head. "Let's try again." He pressed a kiss to the corner of you lips and looked at you for judgement. You shook your head again. "One last try." He pressed his lips to yours in what started out as a chaste and gentle kiss but soon turned rough and passionate. His tongue mapped every inch of your mouth as you submit to him. His hands moved to your waist and pulled you sharply against him. You moaned into his mouth and grabbed onto his coat to keep yourself grounded. You bit and tugged his lip before pressing a final kiss to it and pulling back to catch your breath. He rested his head in the crook of your neck and feathered gentle kisses across it. You felt his smirk begin to form against your neck before he pulled back to look you in the eyes. "Was that enough t' convince ye?" He asked and added a gentle bite to your bottom lip. You stared at him lust filled eyes and nodded. "Yeah. That was more than enough. I might not even need to come tomorrow." You lick your lips before pulling him back in for one more sensual kiss. "Oh, then I guess ye're going to miss my surprise for ye." He smirks coyly. You perk up at the mention of a surprise. "What surprise?" You ask curiously. "Ye'll have t' find that out tomorrow." "Well then what's going t' happen if I don' show up?" You ask. "Then I'll just have t' find ye." He narrows his eyes. "We'll see about that."

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So I'm not gonna lie the James Kidd in this story, if you haven't figured it out already, is going to be very ooc. I try not to be too ooc but doesn't always work. Sorry in advance! ---------❤️❤️❤️❤️-------- *James P.O.V* We were about an hour away from docking when I saw her. She was absolutely beautiful, her long brown hair fell down her back in waves. She had a set of curves and hips that not many women possessed at such a young age. Her face was easily the prettiest I'd ever seen in all my travels. I couldn't help but stare as she walked to the railing. She'd spent most of the trip below deck and out of sight. Her father hired my crew and I to transport her and her mother safely to Havana where they would live. I left the ship's wheel to get a closer look at her exotic features. I could already tell she was of mixed blood. She was a prime example of what perfection could be created by parents of different origins. I noticed that she had the same look on her face of every sailor that saw the sea for the first time. "A beauty, isn't it?" I asked standing next to her, I was looking out at the sea and missed the stunned look on her face. "U-um. Sí, es muy Hermoso." She stuttered out and rushed back toward her mother. I must have scared her. I watched after her curiously but noticed she had started to sway. I jumped into action when she suddenly fell. "LOLA!" Her mother had screamed and I quickly carried her to my cabin with her mother following close behind. She was practically hysterical when I'd placed her on my bed. I wasn't exactly sure how to deal with the situation so I left her mother to do so. Twenty minutes had passed before her mother left the cabin, seemingly deciding that she'll be fine. I entered the cabin when she was looking away and caught sight of the exotic beauty laying in my bed under the covers. I turned and saw that the clothes she wore was on my desk and was struck with the image of her naked body in my bed. I groaned and pinched the bridge of my nose wondering why a mother would leave her daughter almost naked in a man's bed. It took every ounce of will power to keep from pulling back the covers. That's it, she will be mine. I let a finger graze her cheek and then down to her plump and soft lips. It's not often that I feel such a strong attraction to anyone but I knew I wouldn't be letting her get away. I just needed to figure out how to get her to come to me. I already had a few plans on how to do that. I stayed close by for a good ten minutes, examining her features and committing them to memory. Looking at her seemed to have a calming effect on me. I felt completely at ease with her and even though she had passed out I could tell she would be fine. "LAND!" I heard my quartermaster yell and I hurried to get back to the wheel and to dock the ship. It took a bit but we had docked and I took notice of the lass' mother heading toward the cabin. I immediately cut her off. “I’ll go get ‘er Ma'am. I need t’ get something from my cabin anyways.” I said and she got a strange knowing look in her eyes before smiling and nodding. "Alright and please call me Carmen." She said with a secretive smile before walking away. That was strange. I entered the room and saw her sitting up, looking around confused. "I see yer awake." I said as I approached her bed. "Sí. But where am I?" She asked and tried to subtly move away. “Yer in my cabin. We decided t’ bring ye here after ye passed out until we docked.” I explained with narrowed eyes as she shifted away. "What happened?" She asked in confusion. "That's what I wanted ye t' tell me, lass." I said and sat down where she wouldn't be able to move away. I didn't expect it when she moved from under the covers and I was faced with the sight of her in just her undergarments. It seems she was naturally curvy because her corset didn't even look necessary to give her a figure. As I took in the sight before me she blushed and covered herself again. "USTED PERVERTIDO! Did you undress me?" She yelled at me and I couldn't help but laugh at her. "Unfortunately, no. Yer mother wanted ye t' be comfortable and thought ye would over heat in yer clothes." I said and she seemed to think this over for a few seconds before accepting this as the truth. "Pass my clothes and turn around, por favor?" She demanded. I did as asked but luckily there was a mirror across from us and I could still see her. "So what happened t' ye?" I asked and turned around as soon as she finished. "I don't know. All I remember is starting to sway while I walked toward mí mamá before falling." She said. "Hmmm. Alright well ye should get out there and calm yer mother down. We just finished docking the ship." I responded and placed a hand at her lower back and leading her to the door, just in case she fell again. "Gracías for letting me use tu cama." She says before leaving the room and walking toward her worried mother. From there I went to get some of my men to carry their luggage as a part of my agreement with her father. He didn't feel it was safe to come for them himself and asked that we escort them to the house where we would receive our payment. We went on the docks to find the two women looking around in confusion. "Follow me. Yer husband didn't think it would be a good idea t' meet ye at the docks so 'e asked me t' take ye t' 'im." I said as I sauntered over to them. "Graciás, Capitán Kidd." Carmen said and I directed the men to grab their luggage. I escorted them to the house and couldn't help but get caught up in the looks of wonder on the exotic beauty's face as we traversed through Havana. When we finally reached her house she looked mildly curious and incredibly impressed. "Carmen! Carlotta! There's my two favorite people." Called her father and my employer Alexander Grey, motioning us inside. Unlike most men of status Grey had a way of making just about anyone fond of him and he never let his wealth get to his head. In fact I highly doubt the man has a single enemy and even most pirates that would come across him would have some type of respect for him. He was an honest man and didn't just rely on the work of others to make his fortune. He treated everyone with respect, not just those with money. He was one of the very few people of the upper class that didn't rely on the work of slaves. But I guess after seeing his family I could understand why. "Papí!" Called the excited young woman at my side. I watched in surprise as she ran to hug him, I'd never seen a lass so excited to see her father. "Let's have a look at you. You've grown so much since I last saw you. My beautiful little Lola. You're all grown up now." He said inspecting her with a look of extreme pride that he fathered such a beauty. When his attention turned to his wife I stopped paying attention and directed my men to place their things down. "Thank you Captain Kidd for safely escorting my family." He said bringing my attention back him. "No problem mate." I answered swaggering toward Grey. "Now, if you will, follow me for your payment." He said and lead us further into the house. I looked back to catch a final glance at the lass to find her watching us go. So I did the only thing I could, I made her blush with a smirk and a wink. Upon arriving in an office we were given two trunks full of reales. This man must really care about the safety of his family. We collected our payment and on the way out I noticed her mother staring at their trunks, trying to figure out how to get them upstairs with having to ask for help. "Need some help with that?" I offered. She looked pleased by this before a wicked look passed through her eyes. "Sí, Capitán Kidd would you mind taking this trunk up to Lolita's room?" She asked gesturing to a medium sized trunk, leaving me under the impression that she was fully aware of my feelings concerning her daughter. "Not at all." I answered and made my way up the stairs with the trunk. I stopped upon reaching a door with her name that was open and had one of her bags already inside. I placed the trunk down and went to get another before taking a seat on one as she entered the room in a robe. I knew she didn't see me because she just turned to close the door behind her. "Twice now I've seen ye practically naked. If I didn't know any better I'd think ye were trying t' seduce me. And I must say it's working." I said with a smirk, scaring her. "What are you doing in my room?" She asked, cheeks completely flushed. "I volunteered t' help bring some stuff up. Yer mother gave me yer things t' bring up." I said and sauntered over to her. In all honesty seeing her yet again in such a revealing state was messing with my head, especially since she tied her robe loosely and it was starting to slip open just the slightest bit with each movement. "U-um Gracias. But can you please keep your distance?" She stuttered, nervously. I didn't answer her and kept her walking backwards until I had her trapped against the balcony doors. I made sure to violate her personal space before I lifted her chin and tilted her head to the side. I used my other hand to tuck her hair behind her ear before leaning in and brushing my lips over her neck. The temptation to do things to this girl was so damn strong but I if I give in I'll scare her. So I just took in her scent of lavender to relax. "Next time ye're in yer robe. Make sure it's fully closed. A lesser man would have taken advantage o' such a tempting offer, love." I whispered. I barely held back from doing something I knew I would regret when I felt the shiver run through her. Surprisingly, she was turned on by the aggressiveness, and I fully planned to use this little fact to my advantage. I always did find it better when I didn't need to hold back. I grabbed her robe and closed it tighter. I needed to make sure that she really did respond well to a straightforward approach. I slipped my hands down to her hips and pulled back to look her in the eye, watching for her reaction. Her eyes were half lidded and she had started biting on her bottom lip. I couldn't keep from leaning in but I did stop with a peck at the corner of her lips. I need to go before I take things too far, she was destroying my self control and she hadn't even done anything yet. I finally found the strength to let her go but I just couldn't leave without a few parting words. "I'll see ye around, love. Oh and lavender fits ye well by th' way." I said with a smirk as if her mere presence hadn't completely destroyed most of the self control I had. She watched as I left with a dazed look on her face. The smirk stayed on my face as I swaggered out of the door and headed to the nearest tavern. I spent a few hours chatting with fellow pirates and having a good time. I had just finished a pint of rum when fellow pirate captain Edward Kenway walked in and caught wind of my good mood. "Hey Kidd ye seem t' be in good spirits. What happened t' ye?" He asked seeming genuinely surprised. "Nothing much. I just made a fine profit from a job." I shrugged not really feeling like sharing information about the exotic lass on my mind. "Good for ye lad. I just made the acquaintance of an amazing lass and got myself invited to her home tonight." He went on to brag. "Oh, really?" I asked not fully listening. "Yeah, she's really easy on the eyes. Nice long hair, tanned skin, and curves to die for man. Her name is Lola, at least that's what her mother called her." He said and I immediately perked up at realizing he was describing my exotic lass and narrowed my eyes in anger when he said her name. What the hell did he mean he got invited to her house tonight? What did he need to be there for? "Why exactly were ye invited to her house?" I asked belaying my anger. "For dinner. Her mother invited me and possibly a friend over after I helped carry her groceries earlier." He explained looking suspicious that I asked in the first place. "I'm going with ye." I said and gave him a look, daring to tell me no. "Why do ye want t' come Kidd?" He asked, he knew better than to tell me no. "Ye'll find that out when we get there Kenway. I'll meet ye at 'er house tonight." I said and quickly left before he could press for more information. In the time until I had to get to her house I cleaned up and tried to forget about the way Kenway was describing my exotic lass. I may be a pretty laid back lad but I was also pretty damn possessive and I've already decided that she was mine and no one was going to change that. After enough time had passed I went to meet Kenway who was just arriving at her house as well. He looked at me with suspicion and surprise. "How did ye know where the lass lived, Kidd?" He asked. "I was hired to escort the lass and her mother over on my ship. We arrived this morning and I got my pay here after we brought them." I shrugged and he nodded in acceptance. "Alright well let's get inside." He turned and knocked on the door. After a few seconds Carmen opened the door and looking pleasantly surprised to see me. "Capitán Kidd, it's lovely to see you again. I take it you'll be joining us for dinner?" "If it's not too much trouble." I replied and caught sight of my exotic lass running up the stairs. "Captain Kidd! What a surprise to see you and you must Edward Kenway." Grey said entering the entry room and gesturing us inside. "Indeed sir." Kenway responded. "A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm Alexander Grey." Grey said just as friendly as ever. "Likewise Mr. Grey." He said understandably surprised by the genuine friendliness displayed by Grey. We were led to just before the staircase where small talk continued. I was soon distracted by the sight of my lass descending the steps looking every bit as tempting as every other time I saw her. She couldn't see me yet because Grey was standing in front of me and she couldn't see past him. When she finally reached the bottom step Grey turned to greet her but she was caught up with staring at me. The expression on her face left me extremely amused and I just had to smirk. Her lack of attention caused Grey to get worried. "Lola." He said and finally got her attention. "Sí, Papí?" She asked, dragging my eyes from me. "Are you feeling well, Poppet? Your face is red." He pointed out worriedly bringing even more attention to her red face. "Estoy bien Papí. I'm just feeling a little hot after preparing your surprise." She lied. "Surprise?" Grey asked. "This way." She lead us toward the dining room. The table was set and a carefully made meal was waiting to be served. As we all sat down I made sure to sit next to her and block Kenway so he had to sit by her father. Dinner conversation was mainly Kenway reciting some tales from our travels. The dessert was absolutely heavenly. I've not truly had such a fine dessert before. "That was one of the best dinners I've had in a long time. Ye really know how t' cook lass." Kenway said and I had to agree. "That was nothing. You should taste su Andalusia, Pestiños y Almond cake. Now those are truly divine" Carmen said picking up the plates along with my exotic lass. "I'll wash them." I said taking the plates out of Carmen's hands and walking to the kitchen before either woman could say anything. I smirked smugly when the lass followed me. She put the dishes on and tried to leave but I was quick to catch hold of her skirt and pull her back. "Ye can dry the dishes and put them away since ye know where everything goes." I said and released her to roll up my sleeves and attend to the dishes. I fully planned to take advantage of our moment alone but I wanted to catch her off guard. She warily dried the dishes and put them away. She dried her and turned to leave but I grabbed onto her again and pulled her back. "What do you want Capitán Kidd?" She was glaring, she knew I wouldn't let go since she would try to leave. "I could tell ye that but I don't think ye would appreciate my answer." I answered honestly, tugging her closer. "What makes you think I appreciate you tugging on me?" She asked trying to create some distance between us but a quick pull brought her right into my arms. She immediately turned red and tried to wiggle out of my arms. Unfortunately for her all that did was push her chest up against me and give me a pretty good view. "Ye should probably invest in some dresses with a bigger chest, ye're pretty busty." I teased, she looked down, and she realized that what she was doing. "Cállate, pervertido hijo de puta!" She almost yelled and tried even harder to get away. I held her tighter against me and chuckled, completely amused by her lack of success. "That's a really good idea, struggling and pressing yer breast against me. I know I'm enjoying it." I pointed out causing her to glare at me and just give up struggling. "Why're you doing this? You don't even know me. Why won't you let me go?" She demanded. "Because I don't want t'. Ye should realize that I'm not going t' let ye go until I feel like it. I can certainly tell ye that with such a nice view and having yer chest pressed up against me I'm not feeling like letting ye go anytime soon." I merely told her and smirked at her blushing pouty face. I stared at her lips for a few seconds before deciding to press a chaste kiss against them, they were plump and soft. After I pulled back I knew I wasn't satisfied. It wasn't enough for me. I leaned backed in for a, harder, much more satisfying kiss. She started to fall into the kiss but was trying to be difficult by refusing me entrance. I let out a frustrated groan before biting down on her lip then sucking on it. This certainly got her to open up to me. I promptly made my way in to explore then started to coax her into taking part. She let out an arousing moan before urgently grabbing on to my jacket. I smirked and pulled back, everything would be ruined if one of her parents caught us. The pout on her lips and the disappointed whimper she let out made me want nothing more than to claim her then and there as mine. But that would come in due time. "Still want me t' let go?" I teased instead. "Sí." She said defiantly. "Really? I guess I'll just-" I began but was interrupted by Carmen. "Lolita! What is taking you so long?" She asked and I quickly let go and back away just before her mother could catch us. "I was helping Capitán Kidd with the dishes." She lied. "Oh, well good. Come on you two." Carmen said and lead us towards the sitting room. She stayed a few paces ahead of us, just out of earshot. "Ye could just call me James." I offered and took the opportunity to place my hand on her lower back as we walked. "I don't want to. And for someone who just met me you sure are pretty touchy-feely with me. You should really stop before one of my parents catch you." She said and failed to get away. "Don't ye get tired of using my title? I couldn't care less that we just met. I feel like touching ye so I will. Besides they won't catch me, I'm more careful than that." "Sí but that doesn't mean I'm going to call you by your first name. I'm willing to bet you'll get caught eventually. It's a good thing you're leaving soon." She mumbled but I heard her loud and clear, which just pissed me off since she was acting like she didn't enjoy what happened. "I can promise this won't be the last time ye see me. Besides yer father and I have business so I'll be back tomorrow anyways." I inform her and felt a rush of anger when she let out a moan of annoyance. I simply raised an eyebrow and pulled her into a secluded alcove outside of the room her mother was leading us to and pressed a rough kiss to her lips. She was caught by surprise and couldn't hold in her moan. I pulled away smugly as soon as I got what I wanted, a vocal admission that she enjoys what I do. I lead her into sitting room where her parents and a far too smug Kenway sat. His eyes went from her to me and I couldn't resist subtly pulling her closer and narrowing my eyes possessively at him. He took this as confirmation to what ever thoughts were running through his mind. Grey stared at me while I led his daughter to sit on a love seat across from him. "She was feeling a bit faint and I didn't think it would be a good idea to let her walk without support." I smoothly lied and his eyes flew to his daughter's face and took in the dazed look she still had. His stern look, immediately turning to that of a concerned parent. "Lola, are you sure you're feeling well? If not we could fetch the doctor to examine you." He quickly began. She looked at her father with confusion, guilt, and love. She truly seemed to dislike lying to her family it seems. "I'm fine Papí. I'm just a little tired from the day's events. Nothing a good night’s rest won't fix. Besides you must tell us what you were doing before Mami and I arrived." She said obviously trying to distract him. Luckily for her it worked and he went on to discuss what he's been doing. Before long it was time for Kenway and I to leave. "I'll escort them out." She told her parents who nodded and went up the stairs. She followed Kenway and I out to the porch before giving a surprisingly sincere smile. "Thank ye for dinner. It was delicious and... Interesting." Kenway said knowingly before quickly departing and leaving us alone together. "Buenos tardes. It was nice meeting you Capitán-. James." She said and surprised me when she placed a quick kiss to my cheek. I quickly recovered and gave her an honest smile. "Likewise, lass. I'll see ye tomorrow." I said as she started to re-enter her house. "See you tomorrow. And you can just call me Lola, I don't think you'd sound right saying Carlotta." She said with a wink before heading inside. I couldn't contain the smirk that came on my face as I left the vicinity of Lola's house. "Never thought I'd see the day mate. Infamous Captain Kidd chasing after a lass. Didn't ye say pirates aren't likely t' respect a man with commitment higher than rum and plunder?" Kenway said falling into step beside me. "Don't start Kenway. I'm in a good mood right now and I don't need ye ruining it." I said and put him face to face with my hidden blade.

9 years ago

Using this

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever

9 years ago

James Kidd has a bigger dick than Edward Kenway pass it on