Me: Alright So I Have Some Important Projects I Should Get Started On So I Really Need To Use My Time

me: alright so I have some important projects I should get started on so I really need to use my time wisely

my brain: you should write and script an entire puppet show

me: okay 👌

I can't stop what I'm doing unless I'm in a "productive mood" in which case oooh a new thing to do ooogh a new thing to do and then. 1000 things. disastrous

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?

The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3

@pointless-achievements

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this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

I think the same rule applies for men at gas stations but I wouldn't know this. press like

you can just go to walmart and see 4 of the prettiest women you've ever seen in your life. and like ok. how am I supposed to cope with that

wow i was refreshing ao3 to see if i had any new comments but i accidentally refreshed my google docs tab instead and had a momentary thought of "oh let me just check if there are any new parts of this written"