Me: Alright So I Have Some Important Projects I Should Get Started On So I Really Need To Use My Time

me: alright so I have some important projects I should get started on so I really need to use my time wisely

my brain: you should write and script an entire puppet show

me: okay 👌

it's the anniversary of ME!

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

low cut tops are butch. btw

walmart parking lot one of the top ten largest places in the world. im at walmart

I think the same rule applies for men at gas stations but I wouldn't know this. press like

you can just go to walmart and see 4 of the prettiest women you've ever seen in your life. and like ok. how am I supposed to cope with that

I spent 9 dollars at walmart

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about