Why Am I Not A Small, Well-loved Domestic Cat

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat

gods. it’s just been this thought i’ve had ever since i learned the bedrock was being moved down.

the bedrock is there, functionally, to protect you. the void is the only death you can’t cheat in some way, and the bedrock protects you from getting too close to the nothing. it protects you from the other side.

but now, the bedrock has been moved down, and it’s about to reveal the warden, and the deep dark cities

and i can’t help but to think — if the warden has been revealed by the bedrock,

what did the bedrock decide was more dangerous than that?

LOOK AT THEM.

LOOK AT THEIR FUNNY LITTLE OUTFITS THEY LOOK LIKE EDWARDIAN CHILDREN.

obsessed with Link’s s9 design for them so decided to give it a shot, ft. the ass scene.

So...much....CONTENT