So I Found This Caterpillar On My Way To Class

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

Happy Pan Day!

(Image description: a background with a pink and yellow gradient in the colors from the pansexual pride flag, at the bottom of the image is blue clouds and across the top are yellow and white stars, text in the center of the image says "Pansexual and Panromantic Visibility Day" with smaller text above that that reads "Acceptance. Inclusion. Respect." and the date "May 24th" below.)

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?