I Dont Sleep At Night, At All. I Sleep When My Body Gives Out On Me, In The Middle Of The Day

I don’t sleep at night, at all. I sleep when my body gives out on me, in the middle of the day

Reblog if your sleep schedule is a mess.

I use find it hilarious that a post, whose origin is me spending a second to long staring at something, got more attention than one that I spent a week on. And that is just the actual creation of it, I had the idea in my head for far longer

*shock*

New Years 12:02 AM

Me: It’s been a long year

Sam (is her nickname) : It’s been a great year!

Akka (translation: big sis) : The year just started!

honestly, every Batkid would freak past Bruce out

Dick- do I need to explain? He is so cheery compared to past B, and he is chaotic. He literally set the standard

Jason- How did he fail someone so badly, does he even have the right to call them his son

Tim- the guy has little to no morals, he is Chaotic chaotic. The only reason he hasn't become a supervillain is because he was smart enough to figure out Batman's identity by watching something on the TV(I think that's what's in the comics?)

Steph- daughter of Cluemaster, absolute chaos

Babs- She is police commissioner's daughter. Also she is in a wheelchair. Even though the attack was directed at Gordan(i think) he would still feel guilt

Cass- daughter of Lady Shiva and David Cain, precious, but also terrifying

Damian- He has a son with who! this son died! does he make the son become a vigilante or give him a chance to live a normal life?!?

Duke- Gang leader, metahuman, part demon(on father's side), sunshine, but also infinitely more difficult for past Bruce to deal with.

Mainly because standards haven't been set and reset

Even after a Constantine tells them he's a vampire they still believe Tim is just Tim-ing

Tim gets turned into a vampire unknowingly

How long does it take for him to notice

Dick: Tim? You're still awake? It's 3 AM.

Tim: Tell that to the two new cases I uncovered tonight.

———————

[training]

Harper: *throws a batarang*

Tim: *catches it at lightning speed*

Harper: Woah, nice catch!

Tim: Thanks, I've been working on some new techniques.

———————

Steph: Yeesh, at least let some light in here.

Steph: *opens the curtains*

Tim: *hisses*

Steph, closing the curtains: Sorry! I forgot you burn easier than an egg.

———————

Alfred: How would you like your steak done, Master Tim?

Tim: Rare, please.

Alfred: And would you like any sauteed garlic with that?

Tim: Nah, I'm good.

———————

Tim and Jason: *walk past an abandoned church*

Tim: *cringes*

Jason: What? Oh, wait, is this a bi thing or a Jewish thing?

Tim: More like a real life horror movie thing. Just look at this place.

Jason: Dude.

Jason: We live in Gotham.

———————

Cass: Your reflection. Not there.

Tim: That's not a mirror. It's one of Barbara's computers designed to help me figure out what to wear.

Cass: *touches the screen*

Cass: Ooh.

———————

Barbara: Why are you standing in your locker with your arms crossed?

Tim: I'm practicing for my Dead Robins Club audition.

———————

Damian: Timothy has been turned into a vampire and I will prove it. Behold!

Damian: *holds up a wooden stake*

Damian: If I am correct—which I always am—stabbing him with this will render him completely defeated.

Tim: I'm not an expert on stabbing, but that can work on just about anyone.

Damian: But—

Bruce: Damian, put that away and come help me and Selina with the groceries.

Damian, grumbling: Yes, Father.

———————

Kate: Anyone else notice that it's been three years and Tim hasn't aged a day?

Duke, rolling his eyes: Editorial's at it again.