The Bond Between A Tumblr Girlie And The Rando She Spent Three Hours In A Bloody-fisted No Holds Barred

The bond between a Tumblr girlie and the rando she spent three hours in a bloody-fisted no holds barred booping slug fest with is truly magical

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you can lead a horse to water, but you cant teach it to fish

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

the self, among other made up shit