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💪🏻 theoeikelos because you follow #athenian politics

just a reminder in advance of ostracism season: i know themistocles might not be your first choice to exile (he sure isnt mine!) but being realistic, the only people who have a chance of winning are themistocles and aristides. if you vote for some random guy you hate or write in a joke, thats as good as voting for aristides and we cant take that risk. please please please vote themistocles

#athenian politics #themistocles #aristides

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🍇 symposiarch

hey guys should i go knock the penises of the herms i think it would be really funny

🌌 your-fave-is-aeolic follow

this is probably the unmixed wine talking but yes, yes you should

🏛 generation-of-leaves follow

It makes me so sad to see how this website glorifies impiety against the city and the gods. I have hope that you will find your way back to timē.

🍇 symposiarch

lmao i always forget there's a cult of hermes side of tumblr

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🐢 aspiringchoregos

guys ive been looking at that most tragic character poll and honestly i think that the antigone side is using bots to vote. the vote count is going up by 100 every few seconds, who even likes antigone?? all i remember about that play is that my teacher made me write prosopopoeiae based on it

#also its just suspicious to see so many antigone votes on the new music enjoyers website #choregos shut up

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🏺 kallias-art-blog follow

finally finished painting this today, im really happy with how it turned out!

like all my other projects, this is for sale at my etsy store! support metic artists :)

#art #artistsontumblr #redfigure #vasepainting #oenochoe #my art

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👁 most-tragic-character-agon follow

😝 asexual-oedipus

reblogging again because we can not let antigone lose to a character best known from a fucking EURIPIDES play! medea isnt even that tragic she's just evil

#tragedy agon #antigone

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🏳️‍🌈 harmodogeiton

i keep getting s*cratics following me so i guess i havent been clear enough on here: i do not support oligarchy, terrorism, or corrupting the youth and if you do then i kindly suggest that you unfollow me and also go to the fucking crows

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🐝 bucolic-aesthetic

#sicily #lilybaeum #bucolic #bucolic aesthetic #shepherd aesthetic #selinous #magna graecia #apoikia

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🔱 piercedbyeros follow

i call my dick the thesmophoria because it's abundant in seed and only for the women

🍇 symposiarch

i call my dick the panathenaea because i parade it through the acropolis

🆕 post-store

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

buffy summers is the ultimate "she should have been at the club". because she was at the club. often. and yet,

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

afterlife hack: come to know the mysteries of demeter at eleusis