The Demons Of My Own Making Are Disrupting My Day Of Employment (I Stayed Up Too Late And Am Tired)

The demons of my own making are disrupting my day of employment (I stayed up too late and am tired)

Another L for bradley stomp on him

fellas is it gay to go out of your way to meet your best friend at the statue of liberty even though you cant even swing there and you have to catch a ferry but you dont want to change the meeting spot because it holds sentimental meaning to both of you and is it gay for your best friend to write you fire messages in the sky for the entire city to see and is it gay for your best friend to record you a hologram incase he dies where he offers you his family and his spot on their team because that is the best thing he ever had and he wants to hand it over to you and is it gay to be so hurt that you can’t even show up to his funeral and is it gay to make said recorded hologram your ringtone and is it gay to always call him ‘pretty boy’ and ‘my hero’ and tell him that he has a ‘lovely face’ and is it gay for him to get jealous if you brought someone else to your usual rooftop hangout and is it gay for him to make you a usb of all the movies shows and music you missed while a human octopus was taking over your body and is it gay for you to buy him his family’s building to keep other buyers from owning it so that you can preserve it for when his family comes back also is it gay to build a statue of his family in said building so that it’s the first thing anyone sees when they walk in and also is it gay to say that you trust him with your life and that ever since your ex-girlfriend died he was the only person you could actually be yourself around and is it gay to for him to sleep naked in your bed and is it gay for you to almost give up on life and then when he shows up to your high school and gives a motivational speech it lets you hold out hope a little longer and is it gay for you to help him steal back his sex tape and then for him to ask if you want to watch it with him and is it gay for him to cook you breakfast in nothing but his apron and underwear and also for him to tell you that he thinks you are the best and one of the smartest men out there and is it gay if you mean so much to each other that eventually villains figure it out and start kidnapping him to lure you in and then when some red guy starts controlling him and makes him almost hurt himself so you web him up rather promiscuously some would say and is it gay for him to get all dressed up for your movie night and wait at your place and youre late so he starts spam texting you and then he yells at you from the rooftop for ‘breaking your movie date and then leaving him to babysit your sister’ and then he follows you to where youre going and crashes your date with someone and is it gay for him to get jealous because you choose your sister that you just met to time travel with you over him and is it gay to spy on him because you’re worried about him because he’s been acting self destructive and he’s depressed even though he’s trying to hide it and then to go to his other best friend and ask him to check on him and is it g

Sodom was such an iconic town that anal sex was named after it. Gomorrah wishes

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Bobby!

When I first read this I was deeply concerned about several things, but I believe it's sarcasm and therefore ok

liberal progressive affirmations:

everyone who disagrees with me is a bot

everyone who disagrees with me isn't real

the violence that upholds the status-quo is not real

I am not a liberal, I am a demsoc/socdem/leftist

civil debate is the only path to achieve change

the rule of law is unquestionable

voting is an ontologically good action, in every context

revolutions are a myth and have never happened

people have always thought in the same ways throughout history everywhere in the world

I can ignore everything that has ever happened outside Europe and north America because it isn't important

I am not racist