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The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

hey AO mutuals, if you could make rare spells, what sort of things would you make

(on a related note I'm definitely gonna go hunting for the Cannon and Array spells tomorrow)

Many different species of lethal embarrassment in the world, but none quite so lethal as convincing a friend to sit down and watch a movie/show which changed your life when you first saw it only to realize with dawning horror that it's mid at best.

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I get whiplash every time I deliver mail because it goes from a cute little neighborhood by a sunflower field right on the water where everyone has harris flags and posters and stuff and then immediately there's a house with two American flags on the mailbox alone and a let's go Brandon flag on the house receiving mail that says verbatim "we are trying to aggressively push back against the left and establish a conservative majority and beat biden kamala" and an Israel flag and then in the next neighborhood there's like 5 houses getting dog calendars and it just goes back and forth like this in a circle that ends with a wawa

sasha lionheardt is the woman ever

Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Wasps really are just some guys huh. There was a whole bush of flowers swarming with them and I stuck my hand right over it and they were just chilling. I can't believe I let the wasp slander get to me

i love making tumblr posts out of something i just said on discord. if i ever dm you a joke and then you see the exact same thing on tumblr worded differently know that i was using you as a test subject. you are a little rat in a sterile environment and i am a lab coated scientist recording your response to the stimuli in isolation, nodding and going I See. quirkier punctuation would elevate the joke beyond its current comedic potential, i think. run the experiment again in a broader environment igor. we must create the Perfect Joke

fun Cambrian fact #9

the Cambrian era was a long time ago. At least 5

A little late to the party but after seeing so many Mikus in other cultures decided to do one from my own and well I’m from Pittsburgh and let me tell you our culture is road rage

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I take it back some of these wonderful ladies are SCARY

for some reason when I'm delivering mail and theres a big ass bug or spider in a mailbox, all my fear goes away if I just pretend that's the owner of the mailbox and I'm delivering mail to them directly.

Huge spider dangling from the lid. That's her HOME

damn they were right when they said the fog is coming, the fog is HERE and I'm unprepared

One time lord Elius got stuck in the fucking floor while me and a friend were fighting him. And also there was a whole ship crew randomly floating above the sea as well.

I love finding random ship crews just floating above the ocean

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for some reason when I'm delivering mail and theres a big ass bug or spider in a mailbox, all my fear goes away if I just pretend that's the owner of the mailbox and I'm delivering mail to them directly.

Huge spider dangling from the lid. That's her HOME

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

why does tumblr all of a sudden think it should be showing me "sexy women smoking cigarettes" why are there so many of these accounts in my feed

the author of the journals, my onii-chan

unoriginal joke

kacey autumn my beloved

he got his second magic finally

is it just me or is that an ominous name for a merchant ship (ignore the white eyes)

i dont think hes traumatized yet but he did kill elius and carina by bombarding them with wood splinters until they turned to dust

also whats up with solid magic auras lookin so stupid

big tree arms. cant even hold his guns

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

connecticut miku :з