(Can we add some more color, um, like, some more, yellow?)
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Carpetsampl - What The Fuck Is This, Practice? - Tumblr Blog
What if you gave a vending machine a dollar for a soda and then it starting shaking and moaning really loudly and then after like thirty seconds of that it shoots out the soda can and it's covered in like cum and the machine weakly thanks you for your purchase.
jaws the shark
img is low qual bcs tumblr doesnt accept over 10mb worth of images
Jerma rule
telling her "let it hang sis" while shes wearing a miniskirt
i still refuse to believe that tumblr following means anything because i have 800 followers and am perfectly capable of making the most failure 0 note post ever
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
10/10/24
Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today
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I'm sorry but there's something so uniquely hilarious about furries going "nuh uh! keep pawlitics out of the fandom!!!"
I'm sorry but the fandom was literally birthed out of queer-kinky expression and celebratory towards sexuality and gender identity!!!!!! you know, the thing conservatives very much hate.
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thats a nice "leftist" post about "anti capitalism". quick question why did you choose a chinese company as the worst example of capitalism you could think of
you all need to learn the difference between "trans women starting conflict" and "trans women describing the conflict that already exists and is enforced on them every waking hour" i think
here in boppy civilization awawawawawa wawawawa awa wawawa awawawawawawawa
here in boy civilization you either do the one block jump to kill youself or you do the one block vertical to kill yourself . and nobody ever chooses the one block vertical
not now thrall there’s a hurricane
TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones
i am a firm believer that ocs are a reflection of the self in the way that every character you create has to hold some piece of you to really feel alive. sometimes this is why all your ocs have certain traits, sometimes this is why you can track your various issues and traumas all the way from middleschool to now based on what your ocs are like. this is a feature not a bug