I Am Having A Slight Fever, My Face Hurts, And My Dad Asked If I Had Gotten Punched Or Hit In Th Face

i am having a slight fever, my face hurts, and my dad asked if i had gotten punched or hit in th face because of the swelling under my jaw. no dad, it's my infected ears and my teeth that need braces.

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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