What Ifjust For Shits N Gigglesi Threw Up Everywhere And Passed Out Rn.

what if—just for shits n giggles…i threw up everywhere and passed out rn.

frothing at the mouth rn OMG?!?!?!?!!

bakugou loves to make you beg for him to kiss you when it’s always him who’s feening, lingering around you when you’re doing something.

his lips will always be dangerously close to your face while he invades your personal space to the point where you subconsciously want his lips on yours and then he’s smirking, grabbing your cheeks with his big ass hand and teasing you as if he wasn’t almost head butting you over the stove.

“you wanna kiss me so bad,” he grins, mouth over yours while you think back to almost ten minutes ago, where he was practically having a sulky tantrum over the fact that you had only kissed him twice that day.

continuing my katsuki brainrot tangent im so convinced he STRIVES off of making you laugh. but not him like telling funny jokes or whatever but by making fun of people you don’t like😭😭. like imagine there’s a person you hate, katsuki makes it his life goal to roast the shit outta them LMFAOOO. he uses everything he has just to see you in tears gasping for air while also trying to scold him n telling him he’s "being mean". he knows he is, but if he’s the one making you laugh so hard then he’ll keep being mean all damn day.

horikoshi count ur fucking days.

katsuki, to me, is so dramatic. when he deems you haven’t been paying enough attention to him when he’s hanging out in your room, he decides he has to become the most insufferable person on earth.

katsuki pokes and pulls at your cheeks, bites you randomly and when you don’t cave he rolls on top of you with his full weight despite your groans and whines of protest and he doesn’t budge no matter how hard you shove at him cus he has those stupidly big muscles and hes so stupidly strong. he pulls your shirt up slightly above your belly button and blows wet raspberries all over your stomach. you’re squirming around and desperately pushing at his head to push him away and catch your breath but he doesn’t move an inch and you can feel him smirk against your skin, the asshole.

when he finally, finally stops and you can finally breathe he grips your waist with all his strength and squeezes hard and chuckles when you glare at him cus he thinks he’s so funny.

he pokes at your stomach and the absolute bastard straight up laughs in your face when you pout at him, shit eating grin on his face as he weakly defends himself “that wasn’t even bad, quit being a baby.” you huff, crossing your arms “you jerk, what was that even for?” you ask. he smirks.

you’re pouting and glaring at him but fuck do you look cute, and more importantly you’re looking at him and to katsuki, that’s mission accomplished. he grabs both your arms and brings one of your hands to his lips, his other hand intertwining with yours. he bites at your hand and chuckles some more when you glare at him but you don’t pull away and he feels your hand squeeze his.

“jus’ felt like it.”

WHOOOOWEEEEE bro this is SOOOOOO…

thinking about how katsuki is a total jackass and also the nicest guy you've ever met and how it completely and utterly fucks with you