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Does anyone have any weird or super specific head canons that they’ve never shared cos they’re too niche? Like I personally believe that Jared’s first ever DJ job was at Jessica Stanley’s bat mitzvah but when am I ever gonna bring that up? Idk pls add on with your own I would love to hear!!!








The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

Emmett Cullen: The Best Character In This Hell Series
(I know twilight vampires don’t have fangs but I figured we could have little a elongated canines as a treat)

POV: you are royce king ii
wip for a bigger project - happy halloween


my fingers still don’t work so i’ve gotten into art breeder! Alice Cullen, pre- and post-transformation
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This just in: Chicagoland doctor turns local unassuming mama’s boy with flu into undead man-eating monster; more news at 9
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Locals want to know: what is Dr. Cullen’s skin care routine?
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Mary-Alice Brandon / Alice Cullen
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Seattle area immortal woman hopes to adopt another troubled teen to add to her already vast collection
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Hot Blonde with 18 STEM Degrees Knows More Than Every Man in 100 Mile Radius Combined
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Local teen proves the value of abstinence-only sex education by having sex once, getting pregnant, and dying.
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Conservation biologists devastated as local bear populations continue to plummet.
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via 1918-1921


Booboo Stewart by David Katzinger
whipped af

rosalie hale's smile when she's talking about killin royce reblog if you agree
Maybe we didn’t watch twilight for the story
Maybe we watched twilight for
♥️Rosalie♥️

Willy van Rooy at Yves Saint Laurent Haute Couture S/S 1978
I would gladly get it on with either gender of Dr. Cullen
That’s it. That’s the post.
anyways the idea that bella didnt wear makeup in our emo lords year of 2005 was incorrect and she 100% wore raccoon eyeliner send tweet
rose and emmetr hcs? 💕
Follow-up:

Emmett and Rose get married at least once every ten years. Even if they're in the middle of a new high school career, they sneak off to get hitched.
Rosalie is always willing to wait until they can do the big shindig, but Emmett gets too antsy and giddy and just wants to say the words again.
Hearing Rosie say them doesn't suck either.
And any excuse for a wedding night is always good enough for Emmett.
She rolls her eyes, but Rosalie loves it.
Rosalie loves photography, and Emmett is her favorite subject.
She fixes up a sweet "new" vintage car, loads her equipment in the back, and she and Emmett drive until they find someplace secluded and sunny.
She takes thousands of photos of the fractals surrounding Emmett, the rainbows dazzling in a lower exposure.
Emmett doesn't mind, but his favorite picture is one he took while she was getting nature shots.
Rosalie, her hair pulled back and a soft smile on her face, the camera held up to her face, shocking rainbows dancing across her skin.
She just looks so... Happy. Peaceful. It's Emmett's Rosalie, not the hard, cynical Rosalie that most people see.
She scoffs when he tells her that, but he can see the clench of her jaw that means she's hiding emotion. He just smiles.
She doesn't have to say it, he knows.
Even though someone insane says they don't need to shower, Rosalie loves baths. The warmth is almost like being human again.
Emmett joins her sometimes, but he knows she likes to be alone, too. It's relaxing.
So he draws her bath for her a lot. He knows how much lavender oil and bath salts and the right temperature. He buys bath bombs and dried petals.
Rosalie always remembers and finds little ways to pay him back. A fun new video game, a bear hunt, a trip to the Northern Lights. Anything to show him that she remembers the things he does for her and wants him to feel just as loved.
There are days when she doesn't want to deal with anything, wants to wallow and hate herself and what she's become and everyone around her.
Those are the days when Emmett knows she needs him the most.
So he stays still and silent, the only time he ever does, and is just there.
Their love is demonstrative, yes. But it's also molecular. The very essence of Emmett was created for Rosalie, and her for him.
When nothing else makes sense to them, that does.