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Stoney Baloney’s of Seventeen:) (18+)

Basically me and my friends all partake in consuming a little bit of the devil’s lettuce if you pick up what I’m putting down, and we are all kpop stans so with every group we stan we always ask which members would smoke. I also made a powerpoint about it cause idk if anyones seen that trend on tiktok there for a little bit where people were making PowerPoints with their friends just about stupid shit and well mine was on who in Seventeen I think would smoke weed. With that being said here are my thoughts. ( This is just for fun. I don’t know the members personally this is just for shits and giggles okay don’t take any of this too seriously! Also I am aware of the strict laws on weed in South Korea again this is literally just for fun!)

The Stoners

I think just about all the members but 3 of them would smoke. Like I feel like Seventeen are just down for anything ya know. 

The No Go’s 

(this category are the members that wouldn’t smoke and my reasoning)

Dk 

I don’t think Dk would smoke purely just cause he strikes me more as the drinker type. Where like for example let’s say we were hanging out with SVT and we were like I wanna get super fucking high he’s gonna be like bet but can I drink. So like basically what I’m saying is that he’s be down to get fucked up but not with miss Mary Jane. 

Seungkwan

Seungkwan is the same as DK to me. He wouldn’t smoke but is still down to get fucked up but with alcohol. He’s still be so much fucking fun to hangout with either way so I’m down. 

Joshua 

So word on the streets is that Joshiepoo is a religious it doesn’t matter that he is but I think that plays a part in if he would smoke or not cause almost every religion is against weed therefore why I don’t think he’s smoke. He’s most definitely drink tho I mean every single Carat has seen him drink in Going Seventeen and In The Soop so he’s obviously not a prude, but I do think he’s judge people if they did smoke. 

*The next portion is what kind of high I think the members that would smoke weed would have! :) *

The Goofballs

Ya know they are just in a silly goofy mood! 

Hoshi

All carat’s know that Hoshi has a stellar extrovert personality I mean have y’all seen that mans birthchart a Gemini down to the fucking bone. In Going Seventeen and in In The Soop we have seen Hoshi drunk as fuck. Which is why I think he would genuinely be an amazing person to be around when high. I feel like Hoshi high as fuck would be so funny. I know he’d have so much fun.

Jeonghan 

Jeonghan is very mischievous. I think he would just be really playful when he’s high. Like Hoshi I think Jeonghan would be an amazing person to be around if he isn’t roasting the fuck out of everyone there. He’s just down for a good time with his friends more like his brothers. 

Dino

I put Dino in the goofball high category just because I think he feeds really well off of other peoples energy if that makes sense. Like he is a very bubbly person and is so funny but when he's around his SVT brothers and they are feeding off his amazing energy it just creates this all around chaotic and fun loving vibe that is no other and you are just bound to have a fun night with him if y’all were to smoke. 

The Cool As A Cucumber 

This is the kind of high were they are so calm and peaceful. For a visual example they’d be chillin on the couch and laughing along at stuff be they are going to be quiet and honestly just vibe like you’ll look over at them and think they are asleep but they are actually just really fucking high.

Wonwoo

I mean does this really need any explanation Wonwoo is already so quiet when he's with his members and just an all around peaceful person so I think get a little weed in Wonwoo’s system and its just gonna perpetuate his already calm personality even more. Him and Vernon are both perfect examples of people who like to observe not in a creepy way lol. I mean it in the senes that they’ll be with the members enjoying themselves but they are more than likely sitting back a little and watching the chaos of their brothers unfold in front of them.

Vernon 

Same as Wonwoo this man does not talk that much but when he does he's genuinely so hilarious. But more likely than not he is chillin back watching the mess that his brothers created getting in heated debates over games and just enjoying all the side comments and Hoshi and Seungkwan being the most chaotic duo in that whole group. And maybe every no and then chiming in and making a joke or two. Vernon when he’s high I can almost guarantee that anything will make him laugh. 

The8

I mean Minghao aka The8 already meditates so even sober this man is chillin. Along with Vernon and Wonwoo he doesn’t really talk much. He’s definitely like them in the sense that he likes to observe and just take in what’s happening. But I definitely think he’s a little more extroverted like he knows when to turn it on if need be. 

Jun

I think that if Jun were to smoke some the Mary Jane I feel like he just be a little quieter that what he usually is and just in his own little world. I also think he would be the first one to fall asleep or get sleepy after a long smoke sesh. 

The Iron Chef’s

This high are the people who are going to be cooking the munchie food. Quite honestly I think they would be the members mostly like in making weed infused dishes and the members mostly likely to make the edibles. 

Mingyu

S.coups 

Woozi

So for Mingyu, S.Coups, and Woozi they are gonna be the ones that curate the absolute most scrumptious munchie meals/snacks. Especially S.Coups I just feel like he knows what’s good! Also side note I feel like S.Coups and Mingyu especially would be really cuddly as well! I feel like Woozi is gonna make so bombass music to while he’s stoned ya know get the creative juices flowing.