Unironically Understandable

unironically understandable

in dire straits i can fake needing to use the bathroom and cry there but otherwise this is infact the case

humble request rerequested.

Humble request

The funniest thing about biphobia is that when it's directed towards men it's just homophobia and when it's directed towards women it's just misogyny. But the woke kind so it's actually okay

this made me laugh more than it should have

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

Notes thing: proofs will be given for everything that's in red in a link when the goal for it is complete. (Checkmark emoji for completed goals ✅)

Infinite Notes allowed per person. Go Insane.

20 notes ✅ Notable: @violet-hady

I will make a list of 20 songs which I enjoy the most and link it here. ✅

50 notes ✅ Notable: @violet-hady

I will take a bath, wash my hair and use my facewash. ✅

100 notes ✅

I will make actual notes for my next therapy appointment. (Done!)

150 notes ✅ Notable: @busycryingoverthemarauders DAMN.

I will write a short body horror story about my childhood.

1k notes

I will never be internally transphobic or misogynistic online, ever. No matter if it's ironically or unironically. I will learn a habit to block anyone who is trying to speak for my experience as a female person, intersex person and trans person.

1.5k notes

I will never sit in darkness in my room again.

2k notes

I will finish my zine (personal story magazine) called "My Guardians taught me alot" and post it online as well as give it to my therapist (He gave me that homework but told me that I can wave it off)

3k notes

I will start exercising daily.

4k notes

I'll reveal my Cluster B antisocial symptoms to my trauma therapist along with revealing my whole online conflicts along with dangerous behaviours in the past, so that we are able to make healthy habits and help me develop healthy social behavior.

5k notes

I will save up ₹3000 in the upcoming two months to buy a secret pamper item for myself which I can't go to my parents for. (For currency conversion, ₹3000 are 100 medium Dorito bags.)

that one scrapped episode

ford was such a kind and articulate kid who always knew what to say to quell stan's worries :(