Every 500 Years, The Dragon Who Founded The Academy Arrives To Choose A Student To Tutor Directly. You

Every 500 years, the dragon who founded the Academy arrives to choose a student to tutor directly. You are the weakest mage on record and she has chosen you.

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

toilet paper

drywall

pineapple on pizza

human skin

pussy

but no one is able to guess which

Trans Kids Deserve Better

Teenage trans activists release 6,000 crickets on transphobic LGB Alliance conference | Trans Kids Deserve Better

“Squash them, kill them, kill the buggers!” a speaker urged the audience.

The group released approximately 6,000 crickets from bags hidden on their persons which they snuck through security just before a talk on the “dangers” of medical transition. They made sure to spread the crickets (which do not infest and pose no danger to humans) across the entire hall, in order to ensure the conference could be safely brought to an end. The speech was postponed and later speeches were cancelled.

Felt like he would do something like this maybe....

the second i saw "alex hirsch" i knew i was in for a treat

Sticky hand wall update

“Shame must change sides.”

Gisele Pelicot is one of the bravest and most heroic people alive.