Almost Funny

“almost funny”

synopsis: suna rintarou thinks you’re out of his league, and you think he’s out of yours.

tagged: general dumbassery, fwb-to-lovers, some profanity, sexual references but nothing explicit.

commitment level: 5.6k words.

It’s almost funny, really. It’s funny how what started out as a purely physical transaction has now transformed into a one way ticket to Simpville with the name Suna Rintarou stamped on it in big red letters. Suna runs a hand through his hair in frustration as he stares down at your sleeping form, curled up in his SF Giants tee that fits you like an oversized nightgown. He loves how you look there, wearing his clothes, bed head resting on his pillows. It’s almost embarrassing how much he loves it. How much he might love you. 

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...halloween with spencer would include...

spooky season Spencer is something else

first of all, he'd probably wake you up with a scare at least twice a week

but he'd always kiss it better

if you liked halloween as much as he does here's how it would look

the scary stories would be flowing all month

it'd turn into a scaring competition lowkey

he'd always come up with new lore since he loves to research things

"Actually, the Jack-O-Lantern tradition originated in 19th Century Ireland."

"Rookie stats, Spence."

you'd both freak out the B.A.U team

you'd leave ominous messages and scary masks littered on doorsteps and desks

you'd go all out decorating, too

your house/ apartment would be the scariest of them all

i headcannon that you'd do the ghost tiktok photoshoot trend

if you didn't like halloween here's how it would look

Spencer would try every single year to get you to love it

its his favorite season and he wants to share that with you

he'd start small

cute decorations gifted to you so you'd have to use them

maybe a scary movie over your favorite meal

reading spooky stories together

everything he tried wouldn't work tho

he couldn't even kiss it into you

you loved him so much that it didn't even matter

one day you surprised him with a halloween sweater

"This is for you, Spence, but don't think you've won me over."

"You know, statistically, giving gifts is a sign of surrender."

"Shut up, you."

Ultimately, you'd both love watching the kids trick-or-treat, dreaming about some of your own one day

you'd both take Henry and Hank trick-or-treating

you'd both eat way too much candy

it'd be a fun night because you were together

Spencer always let you celebrate how you chose to every year

he was just grateful that you spent it with him

@cricketscreations

I’ve got you

nanami kento x reader

warnings : none, just sfw!!

summary : you have a bad day at work and there’s little bad things that keep happening, eventually you hit your breaking point but husband nanami is there

a/n : this is my first time writing a small fic!! i hope you enjoy it, i just felt like nanami would be a wonderful person who would help when you had a bad day <3

Tired.

You had just gotten home from work, exhausted and ready to relax but on your way inside, your keys had slipped to the floor while you were trying to put them into the slot. A small huff left your lips as you leaned down and picked them up, finally getting the door open.

Your apartment was rather empty and cold since Nanami was still at work.

A growl erupted from your stomach that had you groaning as you stroll to your fridge. “let’s see let’s see” you whispered, closing your eyes and hoping for some non-expired food. Empty, there wasn’t even a day-old takeout left but just sauces. “it’s alright, it’s fine” you were trying to reassure yourself so you wouldn’t go mad. Gasping, you ran to the pantry remembering that you had a soup you saved. At last, something you could eat was sitting on the shelf. Happily, you grabbed at the soup and started to prepare your first meal.

“He should be getting home in about an hour” you mumbled, carefully taking your soup out of the microwave. “Hello love, I’m home” Nanami’s entrance startled you not expecting him home this soon, dropping your soup everywhere onto the wooden floors. You felt tears swell into your eyes as you leaned over the counter with your hands covering your face. Broken sobs escaped your lips, all you could think about was how bad today was, you just wanted a meal.

Your husband frowned at your distress and set his work things aside on the counter. He stood behind you, pulling your front side towards him and embracing you into his warm chest. Harsh hiccuping sobs started to soften when a firm hand rubbed at your back. “Would you like to talk about it sweetheart?” he whispered, using his other hand to lift your face. Your eyes were beyond puffy and tears were streaming down your face.

“bad day” you whined, shoving your face into his chest and inhaling the fresh smell of mint and eucalyptus. Nanami figured he wouldn’t ask now but rather help you get comfortable. “I see, how about we get you cleaned up first, and then we can talk” he gripped onto your waist and lifted you into his hold, tapping your legs to wrap around him. Nanami made his way with you to your bathroom, setting you down onto the sink area and planting a kiss against your forehead. Your heart swelled as you watched the blonde haired man turn the water on to fill the tub.

As your hands went to start removing your clothing another hand grabbed your wrist stopping you abruptly. “Let me” he reassured replacing your hand with his own and discarding your soup stained top and bra, before doing the same with your work pants and underwear. “Beautiful” he placed a small kiss onto your hip and stood up.

“I’m going to put your clothes away and grab a new pair, for now, get into the tub it’s warm” he pointed over to the tub that was half filled before leaving to your bedroom.

You sighed and looked at your reflection in the mirror, your cheeks still had dry tears and your eyes looked like they could pop out. With a sigh you made your way off the sink and to the tub, slowly slipping inside with a soft groan.

The warm sight of Nanami made you weakly smile. “Alright love, your clothes are all set in the bedroom” he smiled softly, walking over to the toilet and taking a seat. He reached for the showerhead that was detachable from the shower itself. You realized his watch was no longer on and his sleeves were rolled up to his forearms. He had just gotten home from work and yet he’s still in his uniform. Your thoughts washed away when a finger tapped your bare shoulder, making you shiver.

“Love, can you turn around for me? so I can wash your hair” Nanami asked, rubbing his finger over your shoulder while he waited.

You nodded and turned around so your back was facing him and your face was towards the wall. Nanami didn’t speak while he wet your hair and squeezed some of his own shampoo into his palm. Instead, he just started to massage your scalp while occasionally humming. He didn’t want to remind you of anything right now as he wanted to use this time to take care of you and comfort you. He continued to bathe you, washing out the shampoo and putting in conditioner which was also his. Vanilla, the sweet smell he absolutely loved and knew that you loved just as much as him.

When it was time to wash your body Nanami asked you to stand up and turn towards him, he truly didn’t want you to lift a finger. You both locked eyes and a smile formed onto his lips, you looked beautiful to him and he was so happy to be your husband. He squeezed some body wash into a warm cloth and began scrubbing against your arms, legs, and everywhere else. At times he would tickle your side to hear your small laugh.

Finally rinsing you, he grabbed a towel beside him and opened it in front of his chest. You drained the water before stepping out from the tub carefully and letting the man in front of you wrap a towel around your body to lift you.

The bedroom ceiling fan was off, Nanami always makes sure of that when you come out of showers because he doesn’t want you to get cold. He sets you down onto your feet and sits on the edge of your bed with his hands pulling down your towel and patting your body dry. Your hair was dripping and a chuckle left his lips.

“I almost forgot about your hair” he joked, grabbing another towel beside him and wrapping it around your hair.

Of course, Nanami dressed you too. He dressed you in his clothes though because they had just come out of the dryer, perfect for keeping you warm. It was his grey sweatpants and a baby blue hoodie.

“Come on, let’s talk” he moved onto the bed, his back against the headboard and his legs open. You climbed onto his lap and rested your head against his chest to hear his heartbeat. His hand came to rub at your back like earlier while he spoke. Your mind started to wander, thinking of how you maybe overreacted but before your thoughts could pester you, even more, Nanami leaned his head down to kiss your ear. “No matter what happened, small or big, it was a bad day” he mumbled against you and it felt like he could read your mind. He always knew just what to say and he always knew when your mind was being unkind to you because you had that same face every time, where your eyebrows are furrowed and your smile is just a bit downturned. Your eyes closed and you explained to him everything that happened, from work to the keys, to an empty fridge with sauces (that one made him laugh) and your soup spilling. You leaned up to look at him, waiting for what he would say.

“We will start to take rest days. From now on, both of us will use a day off of work to rest” he nodded while pulling the towel from your hair, letting all of your h/c hair fall to your face. “Thank you, I love you so much” you mumbled, your lips almost quivering from crying again.

“I love you too sweet girl” he lovingly says brushing your hair out of your face with his fingers.

You had already said thank you but you felt as if you needed to say more. Nanami knew though, he knew how thankful you were to have him. He always saw it when you ironed his clothes for work, or when you bought him his favorite pastries from his favorite bakery and also that one time when you drove 2 hours to him just because he forgot his lunch.

Your eyes started to tear up again but it wasn’t from your hard day, it was from the overwhelming amount of love you had for your husband. Nanami heard a small sniffle and looked down at you, swiping his thumb to wipe away a tear.

“happy tears” you whispered, your voice cracking a bit. He nodded and leaned forward, placing a small kiss against your lips. “mmm soup” he hummed and chuckled, earning a small laugh from you in return. “You know, the whole time I was holding you in the kitchen I was standing in soup” he huffed playfully while watching you cover your mouth from all of the laughing.

“I’m sorry, I’ll get you new ones” you faked a frown and leaned into his chest again, wrapping your arms around his neck. After a while of being in your husband's arms and laughing an hour away, you began to grow tired. Nanami felt it from the way your body slumped more into his and how your breathing got a bit deeper. A smile formed onto his lips because he knew that as long as he was here, your bad days would never stay bad.

“I’ve got you” he whispered against your hair while his arms wrapped around you pulling your body into a big warm hug.

Hi love, pretty sure you're requests are open (if not just ignore this) n e ways what about Inarizaki with manager who's like intimidating (i've been told i am intimidating lol) and very sarcastic, much Tsukishima Kei vibez cuz that's basically me😃

Just like how would our boys react, very curious and take your time btw don't have to rush it, do it whenever you feel like :D

Oh my gosh Nat, it's literally my honour to write this for you. You can request anything, anytime, and you'll be a top priority (ily<3)

Inarizaki with a tsukkishima-ish manager.

Specially dedicated to @sunasthing <3

So first of all, if you think that's gonna stop the boys from simping over you, you've got it wrong 😖🖐️

The boys would literally take it as a challenge to get your softer nature out, especially Atsumu.

I GENUINELY think he'd find it really hot whenever you snap back at him, or tell him off. (maybe he's like Nishinoya and Tanaka in that sense 🙄)

Constantly pesters you, and although you don't give him a reply often (because he's annoying as fuck), if you ever acknowledge him slightly, he WILL flirt with you.

Beware tho, even if he comes off as flirty and charismatic, he's literally just a dorky small baby and genuinely wants your attention because he thinks you're the coolest person ever.

And if you're ever nice to him, you can best bet he'll replay that moment in his mind before sleeping EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.

Y/n, earlier that day: don't get hurt. I don't want to have to deal with anyone on this team being injured

Atsumu at 3 a.m: s-she cares about me 🥺🥺

I think Osamu would vibe really well with you. He's not annoying, he's really really chill, and he has a pretty sharp tongue himself.

Judges people as an attempt to make you laugh, and he sees it as a personal victory if he can get you to crack a smile or smirk. He just doesn't make a big deal about it, unlike his twin xD

Osamu: y/n look at that guy. he's totally crushing on his brother's best friend, could he not be more obvious about it??

Y/n: *cracks a smirk* yeah, it does seem so.

Osamu, internally: ✨v i c t o r y i s s w e e t✨

He also cooks for you pretty often, and even if you protest against accepting it, you'll usually find a bento hidden in your locker or bag.

He knows you might not accept it straight, so he finds other ways to get it to you. Osamu actually thinks of you as a cooler sister that he says "he'd trade Atsumu for"

In general, the twins are the life of Inarizaki and although they're sometimes annoying, they mean well and it's plain to see that they love you.

Kita loves how smart and analytical you are. I've said this before, I'll say it again— Kita thinks brains are sexy 😤

Especially when you call the team to give your insights about their opponents, or give them ideas on how to improve their play, Kita is literally there like “I'm so glad she's ours”

Because you would be a dangerous asset to other teams, and Kita is the most thankful that you're with them.

He's also a really good leader and although the two of you don't have heart-to-hearts or conversations like the twins, you know he'll ALWAYS be there for you.

Like once, it was raining and practice was cancelled, so you decided to wait in school until the rain subsided (because you didn't want to get wet), and our sweet Kita searched for you in every single classroom until the finally found you and walked you home. That's just the dynamic you had with him

He also often checks up on you, even when it's unrelated to volleyball. Have you done your homework? have you ate breakfast this morning? although you're usually sarcastic with the twins and most of the other members of the team, you can't bring yourself to do so with Kita.

The respect you guys have for each other is unmatched and that's probably why you're such a golden duo in Inarizaki. The leader and the analytical manager.

And now Suna. I think Suna would be the member you have the deepest bond with. you truly allow him to see who you are inside, and he does the same. You guys really just click.

It started with him complaining about Atsumu, and slowly progressed into you letting Suna be the only member to have physical contact with you, but only when the others aren't looking.

Sometimes, if you guys are the only two people in the gym, he'll nap on your lap or lean on your shoulder.

If you didn't already know, like everyone else in Inarizaki, he has a crush on you 😖🖐️ like damn you thought Atsumu had it bad? nah, Suna has it the worst.

He literally asks his little sister to let him practice braiding her hair, just so he'll be perfect when he someday asks to do yours.

But he always chickens out because he's scared you'll say no 😭😭 he's internally very shy, okay? 🥺🥺

He's literally your best friend. You guys have study sessions together, anime nights, literally anything, he's right there with you. The rest of the team are literally not aware of how close the two of you are.

Until one day, Atsumu tries daring you to kiss Suna on the forehead, and instead of flat-out refusing (like you've done before when he's dared you to kiss him, or Akagi) you shrug and gently kiss Suna on the forehead, causing Suna to smile and ruffle your hair.

The rest of the team is just shocked.

Atsumu: what is this FUCKERY?? is y/n literally WILLINGLY touching someone ??¿¿

Y/n and Suna: *smirks*

Atsumu, close to tears: okay

But the rest of the team soon accept you and Suna have a pretty special bond, and that you're genuinely softer when it comes to him.

You don't snap at him much, and as they've noticed, Suna has started being more brave about leaning on your shoulder or sleeping on your lap.

Of course, the rest of the team (with the exception of Kita) is jealous. But hey, they just don't have Suna's charm, okay? xD

You make Suna want to try harder, and he's way more motivated to give it his all in every single game. Mostly because he wants you to be proud of him.

He definitely has a nickname for you, but he will only use it when he's sure you guys are alone. And in return, you call him "Rin" which makes his heart flutter 🥺🥺

KAHDKSS I TOOK SO LONG WITH THE SUNA ONE PLEASE IM TURNING BOTH OF US INTO EVEN BIGGER SUNA SIMPS (as if we weren't already xD)

Now onto Aran !! Aran is a softie who (like Kita) respects you a great deal. He'll fend Atsumu and Osamu off if he senses you aren't having a great day.

He's also pretty good at giving you your space but he checks up on you every once in a while if anyone is bothering you.

Although he's shy about it, Aran actually comes to you when he doesn't understand a homework question. You're super smart and he knows you won't make him feel bad about not knowing.

And it makes you feel happy to know he trusts you, so you help him as best as you can. It's a little secret of yours that the other members don't know about.

It especially lights your day up when he gets a good grade and whispers a silent "thank you" to you in class.

In return, will help you with anything you ask for. No questions asked.

And now, last but not least, sunshine Akagi!! I think he's a total Hinata Shoyo, so he might annoy you a bit at first because of his bright personality.

But deep down inside, you love how easily he gets people to smile and slowly find yourself warming up to him.

And Akagi is really determined to get you to smile (at least once a day) so he cracks the corniest jokes or makes puns.

It has become a thing between the two of you, where Akagi tells you a joke a day, and you rate it out of ten.

Gone are the days when you found him annoying. And now, even if you won't tell him outright— you really do think he's one of the brightest people in your life.

Additional headcanons

CHEERING YOU UP— whenever you feel quieter than usual, or a bit more sarcastic, the boys immediately know something is wrong and rush over to make you feel okay. Literally, it's almost like they've abandoned practice. And eventhough you tell them to get back to it, they refuse to leave until you're feeling better. Suna usually gives you a hug and kisses your forehead, whilst Akagi cracks jokes. Then, (and eventhough you protest) Atsumu lists off all the things you should love about yourself, whilst Osamu buys you ice cream (food is, after all, the best cure for anything). Aran is literally ready to HUNT the person who affected your mood down, and kill them, whilst Kita is literally just holding him back and making sure things don't go overboard. Even if you aren't fully cheered up by then, you'd have laughed a whole lot and know how much they care for you, so honestly... how could you stay sad?

REACTING TO YOU TELLING THEM OFF— Suna is literally just meh about it. He can't take you seriously because he's a dork who thinks he's not included in the list of "idiots" (but no Suna, u mf, you ARE included -_-). Atsumu thinks it's hot 👀 (as I mentioned above), Akagi is genuinely upset/ready to sob and vows to do better. Kita is proud of you for telling them off before he could do it (Kita is not included in the "idiots". How could he? he's PERFECT 🖐️). Osamu and Aran have similar reactions, because they end up apologizing and try to change tactics and do better.

HOW THEY'D ACT WHEN YOU START DATING SUNA— (because this is honestly inevitable, wbk 😭❤️). Atsumu would be jealous. Petty and would call Suna "pretty boy" every chance he gets. Leave him, im sure he'll get over it 🥺🥺 Osamu is pretty jealous too, but he'll never show it and focuses instead on your happiness. Kita approves, and honestly thinks you're a good influence on Suna. Aran is protective of you, and would literally gun Suna down if he ever hurt you (but he won't. Suna loves you, he'd literally jump down a cliff before ever hurting you 😤🖐️) and Akagi is cheerful as before, but extra glad because you seem to smile a bit more often (and Akagi loves your smile).

I took a lot of effort on this <3 hope you like it, bae !! Taglist— @dai-tsukki-desu @sunasthing @k-sakusa-old @tilli-san

yoongi- what was your first impression of yn? when did you really start liking them? also hows the bullying you’re getting from other anons 😭

"I thought she was a little weird," he deadpans.

You thwack him on his shoulder with a hard-lidded glare as he cackles at your reaction.

"Honest to God, when you walked in I was like 'why is she just standing there'," he wheezes as you pout at him.

"Well fuck you too," you sniff, sulking.

"Then I got to know her," he says softly, continuing his response as he pulls your chair closer to him in a way that makes you swoon even harder. "She was a force of her own. But I liked that about her. I liked the energy she brought to my life—and all the colours that came with her."

You flush.

"And as for the bullying, it's been surprisingly...mild," he says dubiously, "But I've read the comments throughout the entire journey—and damn, you guys are brutal."

"Did you see? They have a __ protection squad!" you chirp excitedly.

"I can protect you now, no worries," Yoongi snaps right before he sighs. "Sorry. I appreciate it. I was a douche—but I'm self-aware. Can we stop with the slander?"

"It isn't slander if it was true—!"

00:53 AM

It was a little cold, you were sitting around waiting for Ijichi to pick you up after you were done fighting a curse. Your boyfriends coat covering your shoulders even though you told him you're fine. He’s sitting few feet away from you, his tie still wrapped around his hand, holding a cigarette in the other hand. Looking at him, you were thinking about how hot he looks while smoking. When he noticed you staring at him, he looked at you wondering if there was something wrong. You blushed and looked away “ I was just wondering.. aren't you feeling cold?” You asked, since his sleeves were rolled up and his shirt was unbuttoned “No I’m really good” he smiled at you.

Nanami inhaled some smoke, You kept watching him as his chest moves while he exhale “I don't see you smoking often” nanami blew the smoke out of his mouth and looked at you “It's a bad habit so I'm trying to get rid of it... It isn’t easy though” Nanami said as he continued smoking. Your eyes didn’t leave him, when he removed the cigarette out of his mouth, tapped the cigar twice for the ashes to fall when he suddenly asked you “Wanna try it?” The question was unexpected. You weren’t sure whether to accept or not, but his hand was already in front of your mouth, the cigarette between his index and thumb. You looked at him and put your lips around the cigarette nervously “slowly. don’t inhale a lot”, he said, watching you carefully. You inhaled a tiny amount before moving away quickly and opening your mouth to let the smoke out , your eyes teared up a bit. Nanami giggled at your reaction “don’t like it?” “It taste just like how it smells” .he patted your head with a slight smile on his features “Smoking is not suitable for little girls” You felt shy at what he said as his finger wipes the tears in corner of your eye. You’re watching him inhaling some smoke. His hand cupped your face when he got closer to you. His lips are pressed against yours while he blows the smoke out of his mouth. The nicotine smells and tastes bad, but somehow nanami makes it better. It only took a few minutes before Ijichis arrival. Nanami got up, his hand reached yours as you both headed to the car.

Sorry for any grammar mistake 👉🏽👈🏽