Whose Heart Did He Rip Out

Whose heart did he rip out 💀

Beel: Hearts Day sounds awful. But here, I got you something...

MC: Awe you shouldn't have! Here, got you something as well

Beel: Chocolates?

MC: Yeah! Don't you like them?

Beel: Yeah... But isn't it Hearts Day

MC: ... Heart's Day

Beel: Hearts Day

MC:...

Beel:....

MC:...Why is my gift wet

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MC: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Mammon: Several traffic violations.

Satan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Leviathan: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Belphegor: Also, that’s not our car.

(The others are making a portal into the human world )

If they broke in my room then I would myself search for valuables with the thief

obey me brothers alone in the hol when a robber breaks in:

LUCIFER

"oooh. i've been waiting for a chance to test out my new toys." *unsheathes sword*

robber: *screaming in terror*

MAMMON:

*staring up at the robber, whose caught in a net. "sup bro."

LEVI:

*slowly spins around in his chair* "i think lotan might finally get that midnight snack."

robber: *running away in fear*

ASMO:

*recording on devilgram* "excuse me, mr. robber, can you tell me why your filthy paws are touching my blood diamond earrings?"

SATAN:

*takes out knife* "wrong house."

BEEL:

beel: *stands up* can i help you?

robber: *has wet themselves*

BELPHIE:

*pulls robber into a headlock* "you know, breaking necks is my specialty."

Y'all demons need to stop ripping out hearts

I liked Lucis Valentine’s Day card so I redrew it -w-)

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