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praying that in the next teaser they release we can see vi... PLEASE FORTICHE I BEG YOU WITH ALL MY STRENGTH LET US SEE HER OR I WILL KMS

IF YOU @FORTICHE DONT RELEASE A TEASER WITH VI IN IT YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC THATS IT BYE

🕯️caitvi sex scene s2 🕯️

🕯️caitvi sex scene s2 🕯️

🕯️caitvi sex scene s2 🕯️

🕯️caitvi sex scene s2 🕯️

let’s all take a moment to thank the arcane gods for finally getting rid of that fuck ass s1 enforcer uniform caitlyn wore and finally giving her smth practical for an actual militant/solider/enforcer 🙏

nah cause Jinx is so PRETTY 😭💙!!

OKAY THEM

Arcane: Season 2 | Enemy of My Enemy | Official Clip ↳ "You know what they say about the enemy of your enemy. Jinx, Smeech and Sevika return in Arcane Season 2, the final chapter coming this November to Netflix."

i swear i gotta be the only vi fan who actually rly likes her enforcer uniform 😭

like, yeah, her league enforcer uniform definitely and utterly sucks, but her arcane one is a huuuge step-up imo. the blue doesn’t clash against her hair the way i originally thought it did or would, it looks good w her gauntlets, i like the collar (esp close up bc it's big/wide enough that u can still see her neck tattoos and i love that), the goggles are cute asf, and so is the pink tutu.

i also think the character/costume designers did a rly good job of making the pink tutu much less odd like on her league uniform and more normal by also giving caitlyn some kind of frill on her new uniform as well (she looks so good 🙏).

image source: https://www.tumblr.com/arcanescreencaps/756455925198553088/upscaled-edited-close-ups-of-arcane-s2-poster?source=share

Take me back to when this first dropped

why is she so sexy like actually

Good lord i just realised november is 3 MONTHS AWAY......... And then it will be 2 months and then it will be 1 month and then it will be 3 weeks and then it will be 2 weeks and then it will be 1 week and then it will be 6 days and then it will be 5 days and then it will be 4 days and then it will be 3 days and then it will be 2 days and thenit will be 1 day and THE DAY OF ARCANE SEASON 2!!! 🥰

Don't mind me, just sobbing violently over "the most paused Caitlyn and Vi moment" article ✌️🥲

GOD THE DETAIL IS INSANE IN ARCANE UGHHHHH THIS IS SO PRECIOUS

I was looking up Caitlyn’s game voicelines/interactions for reference purposes and uh…

Uh……

Uh……………

Season 2’s gonna hurt.

VI AND CAITLYN ARE SOOOO GIRLFRIENDS I LOVE THEM THEYRE DATING AND SHE CALLS HER CUPCAKE AND UE.. WAAAGHH…ISHGAHJHHH….UWAAAGHHH…😢💧😭UE..EY💧💧💧💧😭😭UE..UE…WAAAHHH…💧💧💧😭😢😢😢😢💧😢UEGGHH…😢😢💧💧💧💧SNNRRGHFF..😢😢💧💧😭😭

VIOLYN/CAITVI STANS WAKE UP NEW FRAME DROPPED

MY BRAIN IS AAAAAAAA

(They're SO hot together oh dear sweet lord-)

small vi analysis !!

i 100% believe vi could possibly have some kind of chronic shoulder injury after ep 3 when the door landed on her after jinx’s monkey bomb blew up everything. i do think she probably injured both arms, but esp her right one bc how she lands on it and how she roles it a few times throughout the series.

not only that, but i doubt it would have been able to heal properly whatsoever as she was thrown into jail pretty much right after this this happened, and then she was beat regularly (or at least often) by the guards/warden for 6-8 years straight.

ep 3)

ep. 5)

she roles her right shoulder when she hears the jail warden walking to her w his stick, for sure under the assumption that she is going to be beaten again, and is trying to both emotionally and physically prepare to defend herself once again.

i think she also tightens her jaw just as her cell opens and right before she turns around, which is commonly performed due to stress and anxiety, among other things.

she also does it during her fight w sevika, probably bc the fight is putting a strain on it (she also kind of looks as tho she is struggling to stretch/role it at first, perhaps due to it feeling tight).

ep. 8)

she does it before the fight against the chemtanks. considering she does this right after punching one of them w her right fist, i would say it probably felt a little tight/uncomfortable, esp when it came to getting accustomed to the new gloves.

ep 9)

she roles it during her break of her rematch against sevika, probably groaning bc she’s alr been fighting for a bit (we don’t exactly know how long) and it’s putting that tension in her shoulder again, along w being exhausted.

One of the BEST parts about being Vi's wife is not just how attractive her personality and overall swagger is... no no...

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN'S BUILD-

BITCH WAS CARVED FROM THE HANDS OF THE FEMALE GAYS MY GOD-

SHE'S NOT OVERTLY MUSCULAR BUT NOT SHRIMPY EITHER, JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BUFF AND FIT HOLY JESUS

Do not even get my started on her shoulders or back-

LIKE TO THOSE WHO AREN'T ATTRACTED TO HER (aka my opps), WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DON'T FIND ABOUT HER HELLA FINE?

(Sorry this was just a chaotic Vi simp post after rewatching the bar fight scene 💀)

i love the way vi's entire demeanor switches up when she believes caitlyn has left the prison and that the warden is coming, most likely to beat her again, and the way it slightly changes again when she realizes it's not.

after caitlyn walks away after their conversation, she goes from her usually cocky, brash, aggressive, and self-assured self...

... to this.

the manipulative, cocky, and seemingly nonchalant woman who stood there just moments prior is basically gone in that moment. she seems to really be letting her true physical and emotional exhaustion show for a moment, seeming unsteady and dizzy/tired on her feet, like she could pass out or smth.

when she believes the warden is at her cell as it opens, you can see the way she makes herself stand still, no longer standing on unsteady feet and therefore hiding her weakness, also rolling her bad shoulder to prepare herself.

the way she turns when the cell opens is the face of someone cold, guarded, and ready to defend/fight once again.

as she watches/listens to caitlyn walk away, she seems to be truly processing that she's truly finally free, and that she isn't going to be beat again. her face, just slightly, begins to soften (you can see it in her eyes/eyebrows) and there’s a shift in her jaw.

her subtle character acting is literally just so so so good and so so so fascinating. i love this woman.

okay but tell me this literally isn’t one of the prettiest and underrated vi screenshots (from ep. 5 during her 1st fight against sevika)

do NOT hand a survival horror fan the aux they'll just start playing A Love Suicide ~The theme of RULE OF ROSE~

“Don't you think blondes have more fun?” -Heather Mason, Silent Hill 3

bit of a random post, but i love the portal games and my friend gave me the best idea for a drawing

bit of a weird crossover tally hall and portal but here we are

ALSO EXCUSE THE FACT THAT IM REALLY SHIT AT DRAWING 🙏🙏

one bed - 1997 daron malakian

OK SO. this is possibly the cringiest thing i will ever write BUT PLEASE MY GUILTY PLEASURE IS THE ONE BED TROPE I LOVE IT SM 🙏

one-shot, reader is gn!! :D

(it got rlly sloppy towards the end but i was so tired when writing this so please forgive me 😭)

daron held open the door to you and his shared hotel room, you thanked him and walked through the doorway before stopping when you got into the room, daron, who was still behind you closing the door, noticed you stop

"hey, what's wrong? is the room ant infested or someth-"

you both stared at the room in front of you, the room itself was fine, the view from the window was actually quite remarkable, the only glaring issue, was the bed, or perhaps lack thereof.

there was only one bed.

how exactly did you end up in this situation? well, you had met daron by chance at your job in the coffee shop in your town, one day he came in to order a coffee and just kept coming back, a simple relationship between a barista and a regular at a coffee shop quickly bloomed into a friendship, which led to you meeting the members of the band he was in (system of a down), you went down a treat and you quickly became friends with all of them, which led to you tagging along with them to their latest concert.

thinking serj was the most trust worthy member, you all decided to put him in charge of setting up accommodation. he booked up a quaint little hotel in the town where they were preforming, everything was well and good, of course until now.

you should've known better than to trust serj, the asshole probably did it on purpose. you were hoping that this was a harmless prank and that he wasn't aware of your crush on daron. you thought you had been slick, maybe slipping up here and there, but surely not enough to be noticable? you looked to daron to see what he thought of the situation

"serj definitely did this on purpose, right?"

he turned to look at you

"oh, 100%."

he sighed before putting his bag on the floor

"well, i suppose i'll sleep on the floor"

"no, no, you don't have to do that!"

"yes, i do."

"no you definitely do not!"

you squinted your eyes at him, determined to win this debate

he sighed once again

"you know what? we can finish this discussion later, i can't win when you're like this"

he chuckled, you giggled back

"haha, i win!"

"for now."

"yeah, yeah. sure."

you both left your room before meeting up with serj, shavo and john in their room, in which they indeed had three seperate single beds each

"so, how do you like your room?"

serj asked teasingly, oh, he knew what he did alright.

"i think we're missing a bed serj, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?"

you punched his arm lightly, he shrugged innocently with a devilish look in his eyes

"not a clue."

serj, shavo and john started laughing while you and daron just looked at each other, embarrassed.

once it was getting late, you and daron went to your room.

he turned to you to attempt to win the debate from earlier

" i am sleeping on the floor"

"are we really still on this? daron, i genuinely do not mind, i'll sleep on the floor"

"i don't want you waking up with aches though!"

the argument went on for another 5 minutes before, somehow, daron finally won, but not without you insisting that he took your pillows to use as a sort of makeshift mattress.

you got yourself comfortable in your bed, you looked at the pillows on the floor beside you, this was ridiculous. you wouldn't mind sharing with daron, in fact you wouldn't mind in the slightest, but you weren't sure where his boundries laid, perhaps he didnt want to share with you because he preferred sleeping on his own? maybe he had a partner that he hadn't told you about, and he would feel bad about sharing a bed with someone else.

before you could get any deeper in your thoughts, the bathroom door opened and daron walked out. he was wearing a tight wife beater shirt with some loose shorts, you couldn't help but stare, the shirt he was wearing showed off his lean build perfectly, and of course, his face was looking pretty as always, you felt your face heat up slightly, you cleared your throat and awkwardly tried to hide your face.

daron, who seemed oblivious, just smiled at you and walked over to the window to close the curtains.

"are you really sure you'll be fine on the floor?"

as daron sat down on the pillows he looked up at you and smiled

"we've been over this, i'll be fine, i promise"

you couldnt help but fold at that smile

"fine."

you turned over to turn off the lamp on the bedside table before turning back over to face daron, who you could now barely see in the dark.

"goodnight daron."

"goodnight."

you werent sure how much time had passed, but you knew that it had to have been a while since u originally said goodnight, since there was no light behind the curtains anymore, daron had been tossing and turning the whole time. you leaned over the bed slightly and whispered

"daron.. daron!"

he turned over to face you

"yeah..?"

you could hear the grogginess in his voice

"please get into bed, ive heard you tossing and turning, you are gonna get no sleep at this rate"

you heard him grumble some excuse in his tired voice

"no, daron, i dont want to hear it! you're preforming a concert tomorrow, we can't have you falling asleep on stage."

he sat up, face inches apart from yours, just staring at you. you couldn't tell if this was supposed to somehow convince you to let him sleep on the floor, or if he was just that tired.

"come on, daron"

you sat up on the edge of your bed and held his face in your hands

"please?"

he was very clearly avoiding eye contact with you for a couple seconds, then he finally looked at you and sighed in defeat, too tired to argue now

"ok, ok."

you smiled at him and helped him pick up the pillows from the floor before setting them up on your now shared bed. daron climbed in beside you and sighed contently as he fell back into the mattress

"now you'll hopefully be able to catch some sleep"

"yeah.."

awkward silence.

"thanks for letting me share the bed"

"no problem dude.."

more silence.

"well, goodnight!"

"yeah, goodnight."

a couple minutes of silence pass, now that you finally had daron in a bed with you, you didn't want to let this chance go. you turned so that you were now facing him

"daron?"

"yeah?"

now that you had his attention, you weren't sure how to ask for what you wanted

"uh... this is probably a stupid question and you can say no if you want and i dont be offended.."

daron looked slightly concerned

"what's up?"

"do you... wanna cuddle?"

you said that so quietly that daron barely heard you, you were so embarrassed that you even dared to ask the question, your face began to really heat up now

"sure.."

daron said back, almost as quietly as you. he had also wanted to cuddle but didn't know how to ask. he awkwardly held open his arms for you. you quickly crawled over to him, laying your head on his chest and laying your arm across his abdomen, while he draped his arm over your body and left his hand at your waist

"are you comfortable?"

you asked, nervous about daron's sleep being more interuppted by you.

"yeah, im good, you?"

you smiled and rubbed your head lightly against his chest

"great."

you both smiled, content laying with each other

"well, i suppose this is the final goodnight" daron chuckled

"yeah..."

"goodnight then."

"goodnight.."

you paused for a couple seconds

"i love you."

you thought you said it quiet enough that daron couldn't hear you, but he heard alright.

that singular phrase kept him up all night.