Chairwiththreelegs - Welcome To The World Of Stupidity

The older I get, the better I understand why we used to have nap time

FiVE fuCkIN SeconDS LatEr, I look down at my floor and there is a rotting frog carcass

One of my cats must have brought it to me before we left

OMIGOD ITS SO NASTY

Just got home from a week long trip, why does my room smell like dirty socks?

cardan’s letters to jude in a nutshell

That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”

the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter

lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter

The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter

Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter

Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter

At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.

wikipedia is a gem

My absolute fav PJO hc ever is the one where Beckendorf was going to propose to Silena before he died