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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta

Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta
Tober Drawings. The Better One Is Cat+book, Eclipse ( @eldibujista ), Orb & Key ( @albabbgg ), And Sorta

‘Tober drawings. The better one is cat+book, eclipse ( @eldibujista ), orb & key ( @albabbgg ), and sorta counts for fortune ( @inktober ). The other is my OC, Taffy, as she gets older, approximately ages 10, 14, and 18, for OCtober.

Idk what kinda eldritch spell this cat is casting or what potion it’s making or whose fortune it’s seeing but we should be scared

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1 year ago

See, I keep running into the same thing where I recognize the A plot of an episode and get excited, then I recognize the Doof plot of that episode and get even more excited. Because every A plot and every Doof plot are incredible fun. Like Thaddeus and Thor. “Gum me” got me excited, and then I saw the Doofenshmirtz Family Reunion.

I’m living my best life.

Additionally, Vanessa: “You can do it, Dad! …he can’t really do it.”

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”

1 year ago
WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!

WELCOME TO CRINGETOBER!

I wanted to post the prompt list a month in advance so people have time to work on it :)

There are no hard rules; it's just a fun art exercise to draw things that are considered "cringe" by popular culture. Don't stress if you miss a day!!

Even if you don't participate, it would mean the world to me if you just shared the prompt list because it took me a while to make it lol.

I hope you have fun with it!!!

1 year ago

The episode where Candace becomes a fireside girl to go to a concert even though she literally just didn’t have to do that…

Including:

The Episode Where Candace Becomes A Fireside Girl To Go To A Concert Even Though She Literally Just Didnt

I have a cold and I’m miserable so I’m rewatching my favorite childhood show, Phineas and Fuckin’ Ferb.

I’m low key live-blogging to my bff so I might as well put some here. I started at season 2 because that’s what google says is the best season and I think it’s right.

I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.
I Have A Cold And Im Miserable So Im Rewatching My Favorite Childhood Show, Phineas And Fuckin Ferb.

- Doofenshmirtz has so much trauma and OWCA agents are therapists. He just sits there and eats wings with Perry and talks about how sad he is that he can’t come up with anything evil, then in the aglets episode Perry gives him the delete button to get rid of the embarrassing video, and when the evil plan doesn’t work he comes right back to Perry and says “I have an ouchie… in here” pointing to his HEART IM GONNA CRY DOOOOOOF

- Perry the Platypus makes that little sound intentionally. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a sound. Like when I hum at people. It has no translatable meaning, just tone.

- Candace is so stubborn. But she does love her brothers. She gets so mad about the aglets thing, but with Nessy Nosie, she looks at her brother’s puppy eyes and immediately agrees to throw away the evidence she wanted. Then she meets the ACTUAL MYTHICAL MONSTER and doesn’t even care, is just stubborn about it.

- “HAHAHA, IT WORKED! Your miracle growth elixir has turned you into GIANT NERDS!”

- I do enjoy the flawless girl thing. Beauty/cosmetic thing with a whole bunch of cosmetics to make insecure teenagers feel the need to buy a whole bunch of products to look “perfect” but it’s very hyperbolized so it’s clearly visible to be bad, and I’m sensing a moral about that as well. Heck yea. As I’m typing, we’re reaching the end of the episode and yea, “you both make money off of people’s natural insecurities!” Good moral.

- “Oh, that’s our sister… our -chuckles- Big sister.” (She drank the growth elixir)

- (she shrinks back while approaching her mom) “I’m back to normal!” “Normal being a… relative term.”

- why are Baljeets parents so… the way they are. I feel so bad for Baljeet. He’s got that Smart Kid Pressure ™ and can’t escape from it. Except in that one episode… but I haven’t gotten there yet.

- “oh my gosh, the square root of soon… is never.”

- “doofenshmirtz 🎶quality 🎵bratwurst”

- “Make this fish put me down!” “It’s a mammal, Candace!”

- “Your hot dog is no match… for my BRATWURST!” (No but the way Perry just keeps a hot dog in his hat that he summoned like a wizard summons a broom) (the way they’re swordfighting and Doof just takes a bite of Perry’s blade)

-Ferb is so autism

- “You know what they say: if you love something, set it free.” “We do that every day with Perry— oh, there you are, Perry!”

1 year ago
Episode 10 Opener Prediction

Episode 10 Opener prediction

1 year ago

Every friend group has AT LEAST ONE person who would make OSHA throw up and AT LEAST ONE PERSON who would make an HR department scream. I don’t make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every Friend Group Has AT LEAST ONE Person Who Would Make OSHA Throw Up And AT LEAST ONE PERSON Who Would
Every Friend Group Has AT LEAST ONE Person Who Would Make OSHA Throw Up And AT LEAST ONE PERSON Who Would

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