The Axolotl Recommended A New Kind Of Coping Mechanism For Bill In The Theraprism! Its Going Surprisingly

the axolotl recommended a new kind of coping mechanism for Bill in the theraprism! It’s going surprisingly well!

I’d never heard of bluesky. Should we all start downloading Brazilian-Endorsed Twitter Alternative for when Elon eventually truly runs “X” into the ground? Is this where Twitter users are going? Because I’m so down for that.

I can't get over how idiotic musk's plan was for this whole Brazil situation. Like it literally went like this.

Brazil: Your rampant unfiltered hate speech and misinformation on your platform is in violation of the law, you need to do something about it.

musk: I'll just close all our offices in Brazil, now that there's no staff in the country you can't charge us.

Brazil: You need to have a representative operating in the country otherwise you can't do business here. Consult with us in 24 hours or your site will be blocked.

musk: ha look here's an ai generated image of toilet paper with the name of your supreme court judge on it (he actually did this)

Twitter is blocked in Brazil after musk failed to consult with them and appoint a representative.

Hey genuinely, negative self talk is bad for your self esteem, and you get the same functional social effect & better mental health & more comedy from this^.

I do this garbage all the time! I am a world class genius. I should start a podcast. I think [incredibly fascinating plan] is a great idea (AKA: Do It Scared ™). I’m going to kms cause a scene / end up on the news / fight god. I’ve done [task] perfectly I see no problem with this.

But also, I cut myself slack with little stuff, even just in my internal monologue— though sometimes I’ll say it out loud to make it stick. No, I didn’t stay in bed past 3pm because I’m “a failure” or “lazy”— laziness was invented by capitalism anyways— I stayed in bed a little longer because that just happens sometimes, or because I needed that today, or whatever. It really do be like that sometimes, and who am I to judge me for it, especially if I’m out of bed now so it doesn’t even matter? I deserve that extra time, and I’m allowed to take up space. Because I said so. Because fuck capitalism. Because nobody can stop me.

you know what's better for you than being self deprecating? being self centered but hyperbolically. i am the most brilliant person alive. i am a genius. i could outwit einstein.

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

Notes thingy mostly because I have bunch of stuff I need to do and don't want to so basically I just need motivation

but because I don't acctually want to do it I'm gonna be mean and you only get 3 notes each

50 notes: I'll make sure hydrate properly for a week

100 notes: I'll ask my dad for communication cards (I go non verbal sometimes)

300 notes: I'll try catch up on my science work before I go back to school

500 notes: I try talk to one of my really close friends that is basically like my sibling about my pronouns and how it makes me uncomfortable when they misgender me (I'm pretty sure it's not ln purpose but that's scary)

1000 notes: I'm gonna attempt to fix my sleep schedule

1500 notes: I'll tidy my room properly (pls no it's so bad)

orange= goal reached

green= completed