Can Someone Read This At My Funeral Please

Can someone read this at my funeral please

Dumb and Ridiculous! 

Pairing: Lee Know (Skz) x Reader (she/her pronouns) x Bang Chan (Skz)

Genre: College!AU / fake dating / (fr)enemies to lovers

Word Count: ~10k 

Caution! adult language, food mentions, some suggestive jokes here and there, Minho can be quite mean at parts, a lot of calling the reader dumb (affectionate). some 2nd lead syndrome. (please do not hate me for this)

Synopsis: Upon seeing you pining after Bang Chan, Minho takes the matters into his own hands. It’s simultaneously the best and worst decision he has ever made.

Note: this was written as a birthday gift for admin Cola on Nov 8. I finally edited it and am now uploading though hehe. much was added to the original version ;)

“You know, I’m sure just you staring at him from afar makes the whole difference,” Minho pointed out with a sarcastic roll of his eyes. He stole a fry off of Jeongin’s plate as though he couldn’t feel your glare on him.

You weren’t entirely sure why he was sitting at the same table as you anyway. You certainly hadn’t invited him and his snarky attitude.

“Let her be,” Hyunjin meekly defended, as though he was only doing it out of duty rather than his actual loyalty for you. “She’s in love. She can’t help it.”

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