*Revives Turqui Using Magic* There Ya Go!

*Revives Turqui using magic* There ya go!

OOOH OOHHHH

I BROUGHT A FLOWER!

Don’t. Eat. The. Berries.

*eats the entire plant* I'm a slime I don't have a digestive tract

Anon, leave my cousin alone!

(Starts poking dead person with a stick)

Heheheh

*gun*

*shoots anon*

I do consider my Tumblr friends to be real friends, even if I never met them in real life!

reblog if you consider the people youve befriended on this website (and other websites) to be real friends, even if youve never met them irl before

trying to prove something to my dad

They did indeed say candle! (Candles are delicious!)

I think drinking a cinnamon scented candle while listening to lemon demon would fix me

I'm willing to help ya out, other me! Together we shall get our revenge on that overgrown salamander for imprisoning you! (I personally escaped from the Theraprism by making a deal with my world's Shooting Star!)

This is......awkward on many levels. And sad. Honestly, you're lucky I came across this first instead of the higher-ups. I don't know if they'd wish you ill for being an impostor or not living up to the exceptions. Probably both. Boy, if they got their hands on you, it's The Hole for an eternity and some more! Guess that means something's still going right for you, doesn't it? <3

I'm assuming there's no Ciphertologists or maniacs willing to bust you out, in which case I offer my sincerest and most mocking 'sucks to be you'. But, hey! When all the trauma snowballs high enough, it'll make the breakout extra cathartic! Now that's something to look forward to :P

Love, @cryptographs-and-casinos ▲▲▲

"Shut up you aren't real.shutupshutup!"

Drinking candles is perfectly normal behavior! (My favorite ones to drink are the ones made of beeswax 'cause they are sweet!)

I think drinking a cinnamon scented candle while listening to lemon demon would fix me