Anon, Leave My Cousin Alone!

Anon, leave my cousin alone!

(Starts poking dead person with a stick)

Heheheh

*gun*

*shoots anon*

Hiya River and IQ! *A very weird 12-year-old girl poofs into existence, she has long brown hair with cotton candy streaks, rainbow colored braces and is wearing a surreal outfit of a yellow sweater decorated with triangles, a rainbow tutu, long fun patterned socks and clown shoes, next to her is a very interesting looking pig) I brought, Waddles with me, he is my pet pig!

*pops up floating upside down holding little blue fire with little glowing eyes*

Hey what do you think of my dinner?

It's a mortal's soul!

Deeply concerning. Where did you get that?

Hello other Mabels! *Throws confetti everywhere*

omg hello.... there's another one of us.../pos/OOC

~ @drifting-stars-mabel

Hello ^^ I didn't realize there were others!! Nice to meet you all! (OOC)

Shoot the bootleg version of us! *Pulls out a glittery bazooka out of hammer space to shoot Pyramid Steve*

bonus:

BILL DROP THE GUN

I'm willing to help ya out, other me! Together we shall get our revenge on that overgrown salamander for imprisoning you! (I personally escaped from the Theraprism by making a deal with my world's Shooting Star!)

This is......awkward on many levels. And sad. Honestly, you're lucky I came across this first instead of the higher-ups. I don't know if they'd wish you ill for being an impostor or not living up to the exceptions. Probably both. Boy, if they got their hands on you, it's The Hole for an eternity and some more! Guess that means something's still going right for you, doesn't it? <3

I'm assuming there's no Ciphertologists or maniacs willing to bust you out, in which case I offer my sincerest and most mocking 'sucks to be you'. But, hey! When all the trauma snowballs high enough, it'll make the breakout extra cathartic! Now that's something to look forward to :P

Love, @cryptographs-and-casinos ▲▲▲

"Shut up you aren't real.shutupshutup!"

I give to you magic braincells that I made using my powers!

hey bill, I know you lost some brains cells, I’ll donate some of mine (You gain: 1 brain cell)

oh, yay, thank you- you didn't have to but thank you.