Percy: Okay, So Nico, First You Shadow Travel In With Piper And Piper, You Charmspeak The Guards, Then

Percy: Okay, so Nico, first you shadow travel in with Piper and Piper, you charmspeak the guards, then Leo, comes in with the fire, Alex you can run in with Leo as a lion. Thalia, that’s when you and the hunters go into the facility and-

Annabeth: What are you guys all doing here?

Percy, Piper, Thalia, Leo, Nico, Will, Travis, Connor, Alex, Magnus, Sadie and Jason: Nothing

Reyna: They’re plotting how to free the aliens in Area 51.

When you work with nothing but paper, your options are limited

i tweeted this yesterday and i’m losing my goddamn mind at the likes/rts 

nothing i ever posted of art on twitter got this much attention i’m wheezing 

Today I stumbled across Nightwing taking a group picture of Red Robin with a cowbell, a very annoyed Batman covered in garbage, small angry Robin with an ostrich egg, Red Hood removing a tire from the Batmoblie, and the Joker in a tutu. Everyone except Batman was giggling like crazy, but I was super confused until it hit me. Jingle bells, Batman smells... #OnlyInGotham #WhoseIdeaWasThis?! #TheySaidItWasForTheirChristmasCardsToTheJusticeLeagueAndRogues

Sci-Fi High School

I got this idea and I just need to put in into words so let me be for like 2 minutes

 So theres these kids you see, and they go to a hign school, cause their teenagers or whatever

But the school has this secret space program that some student body vice presidednt three years back decided was a good idea and it just sort of stuck.

Now these kids acidently end up joining on a space mission not knowing that that was what they had stumbled into. And when they get back to earth and all three of them are freaking out cause they had just gone into space and it wasn’t through nasa or Space X but than this one kid in their group was jwsut like “give them free pizza and they won’t say a word” 

So the current VP (it’s become a tradition that the vice president runs the thing with no one else finding out besides those entrusted with the knowledge and now these idiots) takes them to his families pizza joint and they talk it out over food and eventually they all just decide to go with it and now are a part of this (definitely-illegal) space operation but they get to go up into space once a week and that’s pretty cool

and I’m sure they run into an alien at some point or whatever

she used to be mine from waitress  /  requested by anonymous!

Headcanons

•I was reading a post about how a lot of animal’s last resort is “consult the local biped apex predator and maybe they’ll help” And I feel like that’s what happens in Gotham

•Like sure the villains are terrifying but when you’re cornered in an alley by some random thief with a knife who’s gonna stab you for the three dollars you’ve got in your wallet and a tell tale flash of green catches your eye then you might as well improve your chances of getting out of this alive by yelling something like “Hey Mr. Riddler man this guy says you’re not the smartest dude in Gotham”

•And maybe just maybe he’ll stop and while he’s chewing the guy out you’ll be able to slip away or maybe you’ll know the answer to the riddle he asks you and you can walk away to see another sunrise

•Because Batman is great and Batman is good but Batman is not gonna always be around to save you because you are not a wealthy socialite or a politican or a police commissioner and sometimes you know the snake is there but you step anyway and pray that that snake had a really nice day

•And you’re not one to play with fire but you do live in Gotham so it’s kind of a given that you’re a gambler (because isn’t living there a gamble in itself?) And sure there’s a 50% chance that he’s gonna murder you and a 50% chance he’ll help but having your life be balanced on a coin toss seems better than knowing your 100% going to die

•Maybe it’s ridiculous but man isn’t this entire city ridiculous? You’ve got a guy who’s thing is calenders. Calenders!!! So dang why not just test your luck when you’re in a tight spot because sometimes you spin the magic wheel and you get shot in the kneecap and sometimes you spin and there you go one “get out of jail free card” for you

•And you know they’re messed up but you also know they’re human sometimes and maybe just maybe you can wake that long dead conscience for the half of a second you need to get out of there alive