So Where I Live They Are Building An Old Person Apartment Right Next To The Cemetery.

So where I live they are building an old person apartment right next to the Cemetery.

My cat just ate my fucking beans.

I leave the room for two God dam seconds and there is an uprooted bean stak on the ground and he is hunched over it like smeagol saying my precious

Merry Christmas

It's not wrong to like something about you, or feel confident about a talent of yours.

Learn to like yourself, cause hey, you're pretty cool.

*aggressively harmonicas*

Stop legging my leg