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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

✧ 　old-time music pngs

f2u! reblogs very appreciated! ↳ self indulgent!!

i trrrried to make this old-timey themed!! >:) anyway it was fun to find these

I'm not saying don't do the first one ever but can you please fucking provide a more accessible version to your flags tumblr PLEASE

I even put a sick emoji in the middle for how nauseous some of the crazy shit flags I see make zero sense as flags like these aren't even flags anymore please ohhh my goddd

dear LGBT flag makers please give versions of flags without the symbol in the middle and stop making such fucking unnecessary ugly detail to your flags ohhh my goddddd it doesn't make the label recognizable and it makes your flag less accessible please for the love of God

dear LGBT flag makers please give versions of flags without the symbol in the middle and stop making such fucking unnecessary ugly detail to your flags ohhh my goddddd it doesn't make the label recognizable and it makes your flag less accessible please for the love of God

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you look beautiful honey

"You just have to look closely."

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

A fun sciencey set up for an AU I've been kicking around for a while. It's basically just a Gravity Falls/Invader Zim crossover.

I'm calling it Camp Mystery, or Camp Mystery AU.

It is done (enough)!

I would hype it up more but this is really really simple. It randomly generates a set of symbols, colors, and a word, and then the expected thing to do with those is you draw some sort of character based off the result you get. So it's just an art challenge toy thingy.

There are also some practical features like you can lock parts of the result in place to rerandomize the rest, or hide parts of the generation you don't care about (like if you want to pick your own colors or hate the words being there)

You can try it out over on itch.io!

It should run in browser, but there's also a downloadable version for Windows if you want to use it offline. (No mac/linux versions for now, because I don't have appropriate computers to test those on and I...don't want to deal with mac's developer accounts or whatever their problem is...)

Here's something I made from one of the results I got for the sake of example:

(It's a bit of a rushed drawing sorry I just wanted to get the actual generator out there)

I hope everyone has fun with it :]

11:30-death of the soul. grief at all i have lost. wailing at the insurmountable pain of failure.

2:20-i need to learn how to draw bara men with BROAD chests RIGHT fucking now

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

"Ah, Perry the platypus, I see you are trapped in my Crushed-by-a-car-battery-inator!

It's simple, You are stuck like this until a Tumblr user happens to drop a car battery. And when they do, You will be CRUSHED, and I will be free to take over the TRI-STATE-AREA!"

this too shall pass

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

roommate texted this to me……..

lame ass gadget job is just a part of my vocabulary now

I think about it daily

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

i have a few favorites but i'll go with silvally, which is creepy. unless it's holding a water memory. then it's wet.

(randomly generated pokemon version of this poll here)

here's a random pokemon generator.

i got ash-greninja. he's wet.

(personal favorite pokemon version of the poll here)