Accurate.

Accurate.

I say every season is my favorite, but this time I might be serious.

Thanksgiving goal: Take advantage of childhood and rewatch all Classic Disney movies. And Star Wars. Kim Possible is someplace in there too.

Agreed.

Why is my boyfriend such a pain? He is always putting me down and embarrassing me in front of his friends when he’s drunk. I want leave him but don't know how because I love him with all my heart but he sometimes treats me like shit. Please help, he never talks with me- when he does always lies. We sometimes have good times together but it only when we having sex. He never spends time with me and he doesn't support me emotionally- he's always busy when I call him. What should I do?

Here is what you do, in precise order:

Open up your email. 

Compose a new message, to him.

Write, “I can’t stand the thought of even hearing your disgusting voice or seeing your pathetic excuse for a face again, you limp-dicked cowardly toad of a human being, and therefore I am dumping you over email. Never contact me again, you garbage bag full of moldy diapers.”

Send the email.

Go to the nearest mirror and say to yourself, “I can do better. I deserve to be treated well, with basic respect and dignity. I can conquer the entire fucking world if I want to. No one has a right to harm me emotionally or physically; no one is entitled to treat me like shit. Real love doesn’t hurt. I deserve real love.”

Repeat if necessary.

Mace or taser him if he comes near you.

I hope this helped.

Yours,A Supervillain

Another Corner of the Internet

Hello, Tumblr.

I’m new here. Some things about me though, so you don’t have any qualms about letting me stay. I shall put them in a list format so everything’s real clear.

1. I love animals. Mostly cats. Almost no exceptions.

2. I am in college, majoring in biology.

3. I am going to be a veterinarian later in life, and a mother and wife even later.

4. I play five different instruments.

5. My favorite color is black, then red, in that order.

6. I listen to all music except jazz.

7. My all-time favorite movie is The Princess Diaries.

8. I always pick Batman.

9. I wear cowboy boots at least 4 out of 7 days a week on average.

10. Flea markets are my kryptonite.

This is not an exhaustive list by any means, but, since this is the very first time I’ve ever had a blog, I decided to start it off as right as I can. I mean, blogging is the thing now, right? Tumblr just happened to be the corner of the internet I haven’t yet explored, and so far it’s pretty cozy. I think I might stay awhile.

Love this :)

"Race Against Time."

November 22nd.

Sorry for not posting in what feels like forever, I’ve been stuck for inspiration.