Crowley Cant See The Stars Because Of His Snake Eyes.

Crowley can’t see the stars because of his snake eyes.

It is well-known that Crowley became a demon simply for asking questions about how much he wanted his creations (the stars) to keep on going.

Crowley lost his right to look at the stars—knowing how ‘allergic’ are angels for anyone to question their ways, in Heaven's perspective, Crowley had no right to be able to look at the stars for questioning the way the almighty do things.

This will explain so much of why Crowley has this absolute utter hatred towards the people from upstairs and wants nothing to deal with them. Azirephael never went through a fall like Crowley did.

It seems like, to become a demon. They must take what was the most precious to you—because having something more personal and essential enough for you to dare question the Will of the almighty seems outrageous to them. So that's how they punish the fallen, besides the noticeable fall.

So, how did they punish Crowley? By taking away precisely what Crowley did in the first scene in season two. Able to look at the stars in all its sunlight splendidly.

Not sure if it was on purpose but sunlight might be quite blind for his snake eyes now. Perhaps why she uses sunglasses everywhere she goes. But at the same time, sunglasses will mess up her eyes sight so bad.

Snakes, compared to other reptiles have terrible eyesight. So say goodbye to the careful colorful details he gave to those nebulas and the fact he can't no longer watch these stars as close as he did when he was an angel. For it might blind him completely.

If this is the case, and you see how happy Crowley was to see the stars. Aziraphael has EVERY RIGHT, to want to come back to heaven to fix this because fuck that!

Remember the people who said “you make me sick!! Not every queer love story has to be named! Aziraphale and Crowley are literally in a relationship and they know it and they don’t need to name it and you’re sick for wanting them to kiss” and then season 2 said they do need to name it actually, they won’t be truly happy until they name it and kiss about it….anyway now that I can think through my wave of euphoria I just wonder how those people are taking it now that the sickos won

i think we as a society need to stop drawing the gender bent versions of crowley and aziraphale younger and hotter. we have seen crowley present as a woman before and she is clearly still middle aged and lanky. and aziraphale probably wouldn’t get very much shorter or younger. draw them with the wrinkles, cowards

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

Everything Everywhere All at Once dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert | 2022