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i drew 3 dr coomers but didnt like any of them so i combined them into one ultimate coomer that moves weird

if your dont believe me this has been my T tray for the last 4 years

WOE, EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY ASSORTED FIDDLESTAN AND FIDDLEAUTHOR DOODLES BE UPON YE

You can click for quality, but these are really low res so don’t expect much 💀

Got any fun thoughts to share about Ford and Bill?

they drive me crazy dude. i have a lot to say about them so im putting it under a readmore

ive been billpilled for 1 million years dog. hes like the Blueprint. bills the perfect entity to me: terrifying shapeshifting demon who can slip into every corner of your mind and read all your thoughts and memories. and also hes a cartoon character with noodle arms and a cute shape. and hes a pathetic worm whos hung up on his human ex. and hes a funny little guy whos playful and mean and delights in tormenting you but juuuust enough so that he doesnt break you. Hes so awesome

like. listen. this isnt going to be a surprise if youve read literally anything ive ever written. but if bill possessed ford and slammed his hand in a car door and got a kick out of it and put him in a funny little outfit id be fine about it. ford was literally in a 24/7 freeuse lifestyle with him so why WOULDNT he

yeah im kind of a masochist. Why do u ask

put his ass in a horny neurotic guys body and see what happens. hit his dick with a cartoon mallet for fun. slap him around a little. feels cool and neat! like "human bodies are so responsive, huh" said while blanfords about to jam a fork into an outlet (thats my name for it btw. Im not looking it up)

what if i hurt you?? what if i dropped you??? Just kidding :-)

i dont know how much genuine sexual pleasure bill would get out of it so much as the thrill and novelty of a new human sensation but i think that could be fun in and of itself. jacking off with another guys body in a weirdly distant way like Haha Wow. Im getting kind of flustered here! (actively jamming a coke bottle into his pussy)

and the thing that really drives me crazy about ford is how much fetish shit he thinks about/makes inventions for/has inflicted upon him. i think in the series finale hes tied up like 3 fucking times. its insane. he wants to give up control of his body so fucking bad dude!!!!! (exhibit A: ford going limp like a kitten whenever hes picked up. it happens more than once.)

and theres even more contrived bondage bits in the deleted scenes! its maddening. hes an insane obsessive bdsm-lifestyling pervert and hes likethe ideal guy to match bills freak

hes soooo fucking easy. its so much fun to me. theres something really erotic about the way bill makes him feel special about his hands......like.......its naked flattery but its also kinda true. its weird. he likes weird shit. and ford falls for it soooo easy. drives me nuts

now walk with me. think about how easy that same interaction would transfer to ford being transgender. and your not allowed to get mad at me bc this is just my thing now

its so strange! kind of captivating. bills been around the block but the western conception of transmasculinity is so recent that for him it might as well be a blink of the eye. so i think it would be new to him. especially given when he actually makes a deal with ford. just another special thing about his special little guy. he *knew* there was something about ford

and to be frank i think that if you were a transmasc pervert in the 70s and a dream demon came along that understood you inside and out and can make all of your bizarre fantasies come true. well. you would have been fucking stupid not to fuck him

i need to read the book of bill so fucking bad bc the extra context of bill being super hung up on ford drives me CRAZY!!!! i love bitter lovestruck jerks. i love divorce. and i think they could and should hook up again. bad guys that are reluctantly forced to stop being so bad are so much fun and fords huge fucking ego didnt go anywhere. i think bill could convince ford to give him a second chance. at least just to hook up for old times sake

anyway. im making a bill itabag. Gotta go

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Realizing for ease of . Reference I'm gonna have to make the hl2 HEV so I've been Lookin it and anyway.

What the hell are these for .

“We should celebrate the sexual aspects of queer pride” and “Queer happiness can exist without sex” are statements than can and should coexist btw

As a french person, everytime someone who I thought only spoke English starts speaking fluent french outta nowhere, I get the same feeling as when someone likes an incredibly niche thing I also like

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

One of the lucky ones.

The doormat

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

benrey babies are born

Hiiiii! I just wanna let you know that I love your artstyle so much, I start to follow you for your freehouns fanarts, but your ocs are so awesome and your art is so iconic

Thank you sm 😭😭💜💜 you really been one of my earlier supporters in the fanbase and I really appreciate that. Glad you enjoy my art and my ocs too 🥰

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jesus fuck, this article

Here to Stay Drabbles: He's a Person

Summary: Breen has a chat with Gordon about Benrey

[A/N] A sequel to chapter 13. In which Breen sees Benrey driving Gordon's car around town.

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Being called into the boss’ office was never fun but Gordon wasn’t about to let himself be outwardly intimidated. With Black Mesa on track to being well established – even if it would take years upon years to reach the size it had been before the Resonance Cascade – he didn’t have as much leverage against Breen as he’d had upon helping kickstart that rebuilding process. But he was still much higher up in the company, answerable only to Breen himself. And with how small their numbers were he’d have to do something really bad to get fired which he hadn’t done. So he wasn’t powerless in whatever this situation was. And thus he walked in with a straight back, forward gaze and not fiddling with his gunhand despite desperately wanting to turn it to make it make that satisfying clicking sound and feel that had grown to be far more soothing than it had any right to be.

Breen, seated at his desk, looked up at him as he entered. “Close the door and have a seat, Dr. Freeman.”

Gordon obeyed. “What’s this about?” Did he sound sufficiently nonchalant and mildly annoyed at the disruption?

“It has come to my attention that you’re in possession of one of Black Mesa’s experiments. One that presumably escaped during the fallout of the Resonance Cascade.”

Oh no! How did he know? They’d been trying so hard to keep Benrey a secret. … Maybe, hopefully,it somehow wasn’t about Benrey. “What do you mean?”

“I saw it driving your car.”

In hindsight, maybe this shouldn’t be surprising. Tuefort was a small town, it was only a matter of time before someone from the lab caught sight of Benrey, especially now that he had access to the car, allowing him to go out more often and further. Bad luck it was someone who recognized him.

But now Gordon had two options. Come clean and make a case for why Benrey was a person and not property or an experiment belonging to Black Mesa. Or try to continue to keep him secret and lie by saying his car had been stolen. Since giving Benrey a key to the car, he’d come into work with Dr. Coomer or Tommy fairly often anyway, so he could maybe make it believable. … That lie might lead to them viewing Benrey as a rogue experiment on the loose that was stealing cars and thus a potential risk to Black Mesa should he be caught committing crimes. Which would probably lead to the former being necessary anyway. So might as well just cut to the chase before the silence answered for him. The cat was out of the bag and there was no putting it back in.

“That’s Benrey. He was part of the group I escaped Black Mesa with after the Resonance Cascade. He’s not a threat or a problem or a thing to be possessed by Black Mesa or anyone else. He’s a person.”

Breen frowned as he folded his hands on his desk between them. “Very well. We currently lack the resources to deal with it anyway. So as long as you promise to keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn’t do anything to jeopardize us with the law or the media when we’re already in such a precarious position, I’ll let your not reporting it immediately slide.”

Almost Gordon lifted his gunhand to point at Breen. Even if he had no intention to fire it, showing his anger like that wouldn’t do him or Benrey any favors. “Didn’t you hear what I just said? He’s a person. I’m not ‘keeping an eye’ on him to make sure he doesn’t do anything naughty or whatever. And I didn’t need to report him because again, he’s a fucking person, not Black Mesa’s plaything.”

Breen’s frowned deepened but Gordon didn’t care anymore. He’d been through Benrey’s files so he knew what Black Mesa had done to him. And thus he wasn’t about to sit here and just let Breen talk about Benrey as if he were an experiment or an object to be possessed.

For a moment Breen looked like he was going to argue but instead after several seconds of silence, he sat back with a sigh. “Very well. I’m not unreasonable. And I’m not familiar with all the specifics of the experiment that produced i- him, so perhaps it is possible they did create a person on accident. If possible I would like to meet him.”

“Huh?” Gordon hadn’t expected him to fold so easily. “Is this like… a trap? You want me to bring him into the lab so you can try to capture him or something?” Not that they were likely to succeed. As far as Gordon knew, all the glass that had been special made to contain Benrey had been pilfered and destroyed, its remnants buried in the dessert. But still the thought of anyone trying made him angry.

“No. But we’re on thin ice with the military currently. If they find out we have anything alive that’s related to Xen, they’ll want it and they’ll do everything in their power to take it. And in general, if it gets out publicly that we created… whatever the fuck he is, I’m not sure what’ll happen but we certainly don’t need that kind of publicity right now. So if he really is a person, I would like an assurance from him that he won’t do anything to draw too much attention on himself or Black Mesa.”

That wasn’t an unreasonable request actually. And maybe if Breen met Benrey and had a real talk with him, he’d see for himself that Benrey was a fully thinking person and thus any talk or eve thought of him being an experiment of Black Mesa’s would be discarded. So… “All right. I’ll ask him then. If he doesn’t want to come down and talk to you though, I’m not making him.”

“I wouldn’t expect you to. Bring him into work with you tomorrow or whenever he’s willing to come in. For now, your dismissed.” He lifted a hand in a dismissive gesture.

“Uh… all right then. Sure.” Gordon got up and left the office. That had somehow gone both worse and better than he’d feared. He’d talk to Benrey about it when he got home. Probably he wouldn’t want to come, right? But then again, he was often unpredictable so who knows for sure? He’d do his due diligence and tell him about his conversation with Breen though.

you should tell Pete and Nate that the suppression field is down

Thank you, Pete. I appreciate your concern.

Duskull — S&V Shrouded Fable #68

Illustrated by: James Turner

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try