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[Living With Her]

✥︎ character x gn! reader || m.list || aot.list

genre: fluff || type: headcanon

warnings: um some suggestive jokes? mild swearing

a/n: yelena brainrot yelena brainrot

Listen dating her is one thing BUT living with her?! That's a whole different story.

Let's start of with the nights.

They're pretty fun, exciting, but for the most part exhausting really.

A lot of breathing it's practically breath taking.

However they're hot.

Because when you sleep your body's core temperature (97.7–99.5 °F); drops a degree or two overnight. However this is merely just a natural response due to a lack of exposure to light and it lets your body know that it's time to rest.

So because of this you both would have to equally share blankets.

I feel like Yelena would prefer you take the blanket, however she's not stupid so when she says she's not cold. She's not cold.

This however can be rebutted because you wouldn't know whether or not she's telling the truth. After all she isn't real.

Anyways let's say you both encounter an unfortunate day. And you both decided to argue over the most dull-witted thing.

Just be prepared to know your facts.

Because Madame Yelena knows her facts and knowledge and will use it to her advantage.

However she may twist the facts a bit to be more in her favor so that it supports her claim better.

And why wouldn't she? Yelena has immense amount of knowledge.

She's your typical ethos and logos arguer/debater. Pathos can fuk off.

During the argument there’s no time to feel emotions so chose your words wisely or she will find a way to back fire your emotional words and statements coming at her with your own words in a more logical way.

Not very pogchamp.

0 points for y/n

Yelena reins victory.

However arguments with Yelena don’t last long.

She’s quick to realize her mistake and she better expect the same from you.

If not bye bye

PDA

She’s just got to have you close to her. And what better way to make sure that happens then having a hand on you.

Either on the shoulder, waist, hand, wrist

n e c k

h a i r

She might be a tad bit possessive BUT not really.

It’s just when you guys are out in public people stare and she’s like bruh back off wtf.

However when you guys aren’t seen together which is actually a lot of the time you both are doing your individual works.

She respects your personal space

And it shows. She’s confident in the relationship. She doesn’t have to worry about you.

Though that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be thinking about you.

OKAY YALL KNOW THAT ONE YELENA MANGA PIC? OF HER IN A BLANKET?

Yes that. Except you’re sitting in between her legs. Or or if you somehow managed to pull off a Shaq she’s on your lap.

Or or DOESNT matter your height but she’ll find a way to your lap. Or you shoulder and would lay her head there.

God I love her

t o p

She'd wake up earlier than you and cook breakfast for you

Then once she does that she'd claw back to bed if you're still in bed and shower you with kisses until you wake up.

She doesn't seem like the type to give compliments simply because it doesn't come naturally to her.

However she's good with words when she's trying to state out a supporting evidence to her claim.

Anyways what?

Oh yeah -

When she shows you with kisses she's good with saying whatever comes to her mind that would deem pleasing to hear for you at least.

She's a tease.

Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse with Yelena Headcannons.

Warnings: Violence, possessiveness.

A/N: I really love zombie gore and horror so I decided to make this.

Yelena wouldn’t be the type of person who’s keen on helping people since the world went to hell.

She would have a major soft spot for you.

If you both ended up mixed in with a group of people, her main focus would be protecting you and not anyone else.

She’d be like one of those gun nerds, teaching you the basics of shooting.

She’d be very cold hearted in some situations, not bothering to help people who are getting attacked by the dead.

She’d manipulate people into trusting her so she can gain info or supplies from them, only to betray them later.

If she got separated from you she’d panic, but manage to keep a level head.

If you were somehow held hostage by other maniac survivors, she’d go from 0 to 100 real quick.

She’s very blunt with you saying there’s no point in hoping for a safe haven.

You admire her courage and loyalty towards you, but deep down she’s terrified of losing you.

She’d teach you how to read a map correctly in case of unplanned separation.

She’s VERY possessive of you.

She’d always be the first one to take watch while it’s just you two in the woods.

She’d give you her food and barely eat anything herself.

She would carry your pack for you.

She’s a fast runner, guess it helps having long legs.

She’s very selfish, but not with you.

She’ll resort to stealing food from other survivors if she had to.

She finds your optimism amusing.

If a herd of zombies were nearby she’d carry you and run.

She’s a very calm and level headed person.

After almost losing you a few times, she completely loses faith in trusting anyone.

She’d kinda be like Negan from TWD in certain aspects, except she’d have self control, rational thinking and not be a complete psycho.

I feel like she’s not above killing children if she needed to.

Like always, she tells you to stay somewhere safe and hide, only for you to stay right next to her. “Can you think of anywhere safer than right next to you?” you’d say.

You both manage to find somewhere safe, but they can only accept one of you.

Yelena would let them take you in and go somewhere on her own.

But she’d secretly keep a close eye on you from afar.

She’s suspicious of the place where you’re staying. And like always, it all goes to hell.

Of course Yelena is nearby and saves you yet again.

If you got bit on the arm or leg, she’d cut it off you. Losing you is not an option for her.

Can someone write a yelena x cubby reader like sheesh 😔

I'll love you forever like maybe just hcs I'm fine with that or even something more 👀 idk who to ask..

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Commission art I did for RWBY LOFI video ☕