Magnus Archives Headcanon: After Melanie Learned That Elias Could See Through Any Depictions Of Eyes,

Magnus Archives headcanon: after Melanie learned that Elias could see through any depictions of eyes, she drew a lovingly rendered eye on a piece of printer paper and hung it up in the supply closet facing another piece of paper with the words "FUCK OFF ELIAS" in all caps written on it.

Elias keeps taking them down and she keeps putting them back up in new obscure spots around the archive every week

Also yk what, have a Michael. The best guy ever imo

As a brown trans boy it sucked so badly to watch those “gender envy” slides on tik tok and see only white boys with fluffy hair. It was a little thing but it made me feel invisible even in my own community. So these are men that look like me and give me gender envy. If you’re POC disabled/ don’t see your self in common trans discussions feel free to add on.

have an old thing

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.