TEXTING: MAGGIELaura: Ha! This Is Turning Into Every Conversation I Ever Had In College.

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around

Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: they're so super cute, i'm so happy for him!! Laura: i mean... your songs are making you rich and you make my mom rich and i guess i kiiiiinda benefit off that so :)) Laura: maybe i should marry you instead.

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: okay pop off king

Maggie: seph said he was nice, the couple of times they met. when i met his husband at the VMAs last year he asked me to pass on christian’s number to her.

Maggie: u could’ve been seriously rich by now laur if only you’d been able to withstand a little light harassment from evil twin washington :))

@lauratimbits: it’s safe to say that NO ONE can accuse you of slacking after seeing these, scotty!! 😅

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Sundays are not for slacking. (Apparently.)

TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'

TEXTING: LAURA

Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton where would we get our unhinged rogashi crumbs?

@lauratimbits: @ameliabarton (in all seriousness i love you and you’re the best of us and i hope you’re okay, amy 💙)

@ameliabarton: What if we all just deactivated our twitter accounts instead?