This Link Definitely Does Not Lead To A Bunch Of Documentaries And Miscellaneous Movies I Keep Ripping

this link definitely does not lead to a bunch of documentaries and miscellaneous movies i keep ripping from dvds at the library, some of which are not easily found or online at all, i definitely will not continue updating it

they should invent a past that doesn't beat inside me like a second heart

When Kafka said, "I do not speak as I think, I do not think as I should, and so it all goes on in helpless darkness" and when Plath said, "I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me" we all felt that

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

A compilation of the best Shakespearean insults/quotes:

Villain, I have done thy mother.

Away, you three inch fool.

What, you egg?

Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.

Thou art unfit for any place but Hell.

I am sick when I do look upon thee.

Thine face is not worth sunburning.

Drunkenness is his best virtue.

Enter, clown.

Thou cream-faced loon. Where got’st thou that goose look?

She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.

Detested parasites.

Thou smell of mountain goat.

Thou deboshed fish, thou.

Beetle-headed flap-eared knave.

Thou hast not so much brain as earwax.

Out, dunghill!

Thou unnecessary letter!

Castilian King Urinal!

You are an ass.

Foot-licker.

And my favourite:

HAMLET: O fuck.

[exit Hamlet]

DIONYSUS: [doing everything wrong]

Like that?

CAPULET

You are a saucy boy.

DIONYSUS

I cant describe it. But I’ll tell you in a riddling way. Have you e’er felt a sudden lust for soup?

HERACLES

Soup! Zeus-a-mercy, yes, ten thousand times.

FOOL

[sings]

What is love?

[exit, pursued by a bear]

LADY CAPULET.

What, are you busy, ho?