Funniest Adhd Thing Is When You're Like Ugh. Doing This Simple Task Would Be Too Hard. Guess I'll Do

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

If this sounds good to you, you really must read Connie Willis. Start with To Say Nothing of the Dog.

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"