It's Been Hectic At Work Because We're Having An Big Deal Open House Today So OF COURSE I Spilled Coffee

It's been hectic at work because we're having an Big Deal open house today so OF COURSE I spilled coffee all over myself waiting for the bus. 🙄

i love you bus i love you train i love you streetcar i love you tram i love you shuttle i love you trolley i love you public transit i love you public transportation i love you

Once again proving the reason I'm single is that I've set my self care standards so high: knew I'd be sugar low but too sleepy for a meal after That so I packed myself a chocolate bar with a smiley face sticker on it to find in my pocket and be delighted by later when I came out the gig, which I just Discovered and almost wept with joy at. No other man loves me like I do

Okay you guys the lapse in Dracula communiqués is really starting to put a strain on the Tumblr community. People are snapping at each other left and right in the comments of various unrelated posts. We. Need. Jonathan.

thinking about how fiona's bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and care for you, but also people who share the same characteristics that you are mocking in yourself