Also !! Ive Seen Someone Writing Fanfics About Emma So Here Are Emmas Boundaries !!

also !! ive seen someone writing fanfics about emma so here are emmas boundaries !!

DUDE i've come across SMUT FICS including minors on ao3 multiple times like???

i once saw a drista/sapnap fic.... like bro come on what is wrong with these people

wtf that’s disgusting why would people ever even think of writing that shit

my enhypen fic recs

jungwon:

- 9:35 am

- 5:27 pm

- 5:27 pm (his pov)

- bad boy

- mafia boss

- mafia special

- sarang

- attention, please!

- campus heart-throb (ni-ki's plot)

- blue birthday

- partners in crime

- all clear!

- likey

heeseung:

- campus heart-throb

- mafia boss

- attention, please!

- campus heart-throb (ni-ki's plot)

- sugar daddy

jay:

- campus heart-throb 

- study lessons

- deuce!

- favors

- take this love letter!

jake:

- maybe we could be together

sunghoon:

- bad boy

- mafia boss

- kiss me more

- my (accidental) demon roommate

sunoo:

- eyes on you 

- operation: code cupid

ni-ki:

- campus heart-throb

- bad boy

- mafia boss

- attention, please!

- bad boy special (jungwon's plot)

- shoot! 

- love dive !

THANK YOU SO MUCH NONNIE MWAH 🙏🙏

oh its so good 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i live this sn its so dorky and cute🥹🥹🥹

kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity

❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞

PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies

SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).

PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi

WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ someone (fia) once told me i write too many college aus. i said yeah ur right. and i’m gonna do it again

“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”

You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.

“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”

You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.

This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.

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FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO GETS IT

i dm so many ppl being like “pls don’t use sapnaps real name it’s against boundaries” or “hey just so you know *minor cc* is uncomfortable with romantic fics” like do you now check their boundaries before writing stuff??🤨

SAME LMAO i literally have a “hey sapnap is uncomfortable with people using his real name :)” and “hey *cc* is a minor pls dont write romantic stuff about them :)” ready in my notes to copy and paste

PICTURE PERFECT: PARK JAYS F*CK LIST — p. js

SYNOPSIS park jay is known around your campus as a resident fuck boy. him and his friends compete in a game wherein by the end of the year, they have to complete their fuck list in order to win, but what happens when jay meets a girl who can resist his charms?

PAIRING rugby player jay × art club member reader

GENRE smut with plot, highschool au, romance , enemies to lovers

WARNING(S) profanity, smut, dom/sub dynamics (sub!jay, dom!reader), making out, corruption, degradation, male masturbarion, oral, nude painting

WC. 28k

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In all the years you spent dwelling inside the same old boring highschool, you’ve come to the conclusion that in every campus, there’s always three breeds of people paying amongst you that seem to avoid the brink of extinction; the slutty cheerleaders, the attention seeking fangirls, the ones that annoy you, the varsity jocks.

These varsity players are your typical ball heads who have their minds wrapped around the game and only the game. They’re one way ticket to college is their varsity scholarship and inevitably making the dull-witted excuse to throw away everything related to academics and instead, centering their focus on their balls. It’s stereotypical for you to say that, you acknowledge that for sure, but you can’t help but speak the truth as most, if not, all of them, are the same.

Albeit, yes, these are the usual qualities found in these ball fondlers, but there’s a different kind laying amongst these babbling baboons that’s even more toxic, more abominable, and those are the varsity fuckboys. 

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