Clown Man (Paradox Mr. Mime)

Clown Man (Paradox Mr. Mime)

Some theorists believe that this creature coexisted and possibly even reproduced with early humans. The implications are...unpleasant.

Frank! Please draw me a picture of a gay goat???

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Thank you for all the goat facts, Frank! I especially love the fact that they're weird, which is objective fact for sure. One thing...

Goats have very small ears.

Frank, it is my absolute pleasure to introduce you to the Gulabi goat.

frank, can you tell us all the goat facts you know? I like goats

I'm glad you like goats!

So, a goat is a domesticated bovine. Female goats are called does, male goats are called bucks, young goats are called kids.

Goat milk is very nutritious and good to drink. Goat cheese is very tasty. Male goats have beautifully curved horns that are often quite tall — even higher than a cow's horns.

Goats have very small ears.

Goats love climbing on things, and their hooves are very sure-footed and enable them to go up and down steep hills with no problem.

Goats are slightly more "weird" than cows — they stand a little sideways, they have a mane, they have slit pupils, and they have more muscle tissue than cows.

hey frank take a look at these → 🕷️🦂🐌🐜🦗🪲🪳🪰🐝🦋🐞🐛🪱

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I think this is what they call a “bestiary.”

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Anya is a Slytherin.

🐌I don’t like how high this one goes. Let me know if you think there’s anything significant about it.

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Whoop, my favorite dragon type.

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Johto.

🪲Sorry, I have no idea what these are. I guess I don’t know the right Pokemon language.

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Thanks, these are beautiful.

🪰Okay, one more question: is the shape on the bottom of the stove one of these, or should it have more lumps?

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What do you mean?

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Fuck

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I'm a goat on the internet

I saw that you take requests. Could you draw me a new profile pic for tumblr? Thanks!

Sure! Do you want to give me any instructions, like how you want it to look like, etc.?