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The Jimin Show Pt 2
Jimin- Welcome back to my show! We had a problem on set last time but it’s different now! We don’t have a guest today but we do have a giveaway!!!
Jungkook and Taehyung- Yay!
Jimin- Our giveaway are these French chocolates that came from France! These are hard to find in Korea so get them while it’s still here-
Jin- (bursts through the door) Did you steal my food again? I told you to stop giving my food away to your live audience!!!! Turn the camera off so I can beat you with my wooden spoon!
Jungkook and Taehyung- (munching on Hello Pandas)
The Jimin show Pt 1
Jimin- Hello everyone! Welcome to my first show! We have a special guest today and he’s known as Little Meow Meow. So give it up for Little Meow Meow!
Suga- I thought I told you to never call me that ever again
Jimin- It’s a cute name plus our live audience agree as well
Suga- I don’t give a fuck about the live audience! I told you to not call me Little Meow Meow for how many years now!
Jimin- (Gasps) Don’t insult the audience!
Suga- The live audience is only Jungkook and Taehyung
Jungkook and Taehyung- (munching on popcorn)
Jin going clothes shopping
Worker- Is there anything I could help you with?
Jin- Yes, Is this all you guys offer?
Worker- We have new arrivals but it’s being put on display next week
Jin- Ah, I’ll pay you for the new arrivals
Worker- I’m sorry sir but we can’t accept that
Jin- (Points at face) This is worth millions of dollars and you have the audacity to say no to me?!
Worker- I’m sorry! I’ll get you those new arrivals right away!
Jin- I knew I could pay for things with my face.
Jin- (calls RM) You owe me money for the bet loser
Late night conversations with Taehyung and Jimin
Jimin- Do you ever wonder what would’ve happened if we never met each other?
Taehyung- Of course!
Jimin- What would’ve happened?
Taehyung- BTS wouldn’t have been successful. It takes all 7 of us to make BTS successful. So if I wasn’t there then that means BTS would’ve failed.
Jimin- That shit was deep as hell bro
Taehyung- What was your scenario?
Jimin- Jungkook would’ve been my best friend
Taehyung- ........... (whispers bitch)
The thoughts of BTS while they’re wishing Taehyung a happy birthday
RM- (If I accidentally drop this cake while I give it to Taehyung, who’s going to murder me)
Suga- (If RM drops this fucking cake on my new bag, murder on site)
Jhope- (I forgot to get him a gift! I don’t want to be the only member that didn’t show up with a gift... toilet paper it is)
Jin- (Their bitchasses better appreciate the cake I made)
Taehyung- (These candles won’t blow out, wait a minute. Does this mean, I’m a fire bender!!!)
Jimin- (I hope he likes my gift:)
Jungkook- (Can he hurry the fuck up, I’m trying to grab some cake and play Overwatch)
Stop the time
Every ticking sound reminds me of him. The man
that left me because he felt that he wasn’t good
enough for me. He was the best thing in my life, the
only thing that made me happy. The world is black
and white without him. The time goes by so slow, too
slow. Finally having the courage to leave the house, I
grabbed my shoes and I put my hand on the handle.
Flashbacks of him putting his hand on this very
handle and leaving me for good. I took a deep breath
and I headed out outside. The cars move with
purpose unlike me. Like I said before, my world is
black and white right now. The flowers that usually
have a pop of color is black. The clouds are still white
but the sky is gray. I went to the nearby park and sat
on one of the swings. This was the place where he
asked me out. One of the best days of my life
happened 3 years ago. Jimin broke up with me 3
months ago and still haven’t contacted me. He
doesn’t know the secret I’m keeping from him. The
secret I was going to tell him on our 3 year
anniversary. I still have the blue box decorated with
blue confetti, an ultra sound and, finally the
pregnancy test. If I knew I was going to lose the most
important thing to me, I would’ve spent as much
time with him as possible. While sitting on the swing,
I see him. My world is starting to be colorful again
and my heart started racing really fast. He still has
black hair and he still wears that red and black
striped shirt. Just as I was about to yell at him, I see a
girl with blonde hair and a tiny waist grab his hand.
He gives her a smile and kisses her cheek. She
obviously blushes and hides her face in his neck. He
looks happy and she does too. I hope she gives him
the happiness, I couldn’t give him. I see black and
white yet again and I start walking back home.
Maybe if I told him sooner, we would’ve been
together. Maybe that would’ve stopped the time
The thoughts of BTS while they are being interviewed
Interviewer- How does it feel to be the biggest boy band in the world?
RM- (I know we’re the biggest boy band in the world but I have to be humble on tv)
Suga- (Don’t snitch on yourself! You are not fluent in English, just keep quiet and nod)
Jhope- (Why is chicken spelled with the letter C and the letter K instead of one of them)
Jin- (They better get my god damn good side before I dramatically flip this stool over)
Taehyung- (Which episode of One Piece was I on again? Shit I have to start over don’t I)
Jimin- (If they say I’m the shortest member, I’m going to kick all of their kneecaps)
Jungkook- (I haven’t got a clue on what’s going on here)
If you have any requests then let me know!! I’m new with this type of stuff but let’s get it!:)
How am I supposed to choose!!!! Why do you guys gotta do this to me:(
I married Seokjin
