Chlorogoth - Chlorogoth

god I’m so in love with her

Today one of my geckos was gazing at me, one hand on the tank door. So I opened the door and offered her my hand. She climbed on, left me lift her closer to my face so I could say hello, and gazed sweetly into my eyes....then very calmly and casually took a massive shit on my hand.

She then proceeded to turn around and make a flying leap into oblivion, in which she landed in the trash can and refused to be removed from an empty fish food jar.

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]