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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

unoriginal joke

me seeing the notes on any post about a hidden joke pertaining to a 2008 webcomic meme

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

illustration of me making my dad listen to lemon demon in the car

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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