No Thats Gander, Gender Is The Name Of The Robot From Futurama

No that’s gander, gender is the name of the robot from Futurama

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

That Libra advice would have been helpful a few months ago when I broke my knee.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You are responsible for a tiny piece of the world. Treat it with the kindness you expect of yourself.

Taurus: Relax your shoulders and breathe, dipshit.

Gemini: The stars and I know its scary, but you have to lend yourself the time to not worry. One life ending nuisance at a time.

Cancer: Concern yourself with better things and the pinions that keep you here will slowly rust away.

Leo: Where do you end? How far can your voice travel? Do you know where your borders are? Or do you slowly lose force, like a gravitational field?

Virgo: Habits cannot be broken, they can only be replaced. Addict yourself to more gentle things.

Libra: All endeavors must be self centered in some way or another. Be sure that you are centered on the right parts of yourself. Knees are weak.

Scorpio: The world shapes us in odd ways. We break our toes constantly without noticing.

Ophiuchus: Its a marathon not a sprint. Its not a deathmatch either. Put down the sword.

Sagittarius: Familiar comforts can and will be shed in due time. No need to hurry the process along unduly.

Capricorn: And what, pray tell, is your best interest? Only you can know.

Aquarius: The things that beckon the long dark will have their turn. You have minecraft to play.

Pisces: A sincere apology is a rare thing. Don’t make it worse by adding humiliation into the mix.

It’s moments like this that I hate having a conscious memory

i think about these signs i saw at a flea market at least once a month

Rust take with a side of brock of lee and mushy potoooooooos

There is no more intimate a friendship than with a stranger on the internet that you just met, will never meet again, and says Mep a lot

...i DO NOT remember making or posting this

Suleiman but short

Henry the Eighth(stylized)

Winston Churchill doing a power stance

And finally,Mr Potato Head(Creative Liberty’s Taken)