Anyway Heres Wonderwall

anyway heres wonderwall

(ten years after the events of Murder Drones, Uzi and N are happily married and lying in bed. Uzi's screen says "5:00 AM.")

N, suddenly sitting up: Wait a minute! Was your mom doing the "is he stupid?" meme when she was asking why Cyn was attacking me!?

Uzi: ... mmh ... N, what?

N: It was back when we first went into the caves where Nori was hiding! She was like "Why is Cyn trying to kill one of her own murder pets? Are you stupid?"

Uzi: N.

N: I, of course, said yes, and --

Uzi, blearily: N. Can we. It's. This is. Uh.

Cyn-Tail, popping up next to her: I think Uzi wants to know if this can wait until morning.

Uzi: Yeah, that.

N: Oh! Sure.

(They both lie back down. Cut to the same shot but they're in slightly different positions; Uzi's screen now says "11:30 AM" and Cyn-Tail is draped across the bedsheets. N sits up again.)

N: Okay! So,

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