Every Time I Say A Swear Word Morrissey Breaks Into My House And Makes The Bark Noise From "Barbarism

Every time I say a swear word Morrissey breaks into my house and makes the bark noise from "Barbarism begins at Home" until I apologise

Robert De Niro saying ‘Fuck Trump’ on National Television is the type of content I live for.

Morrissey: why don't you lie down, relax, and watch the stars?

Marr: it's 2 in the afternoon! There are no stars!

Morrissey: only if you're looking with your eyes.

Marr: what the fuck does that mean, Morrissey??

Easy A (2010)

“How would Morrissey kill himself?”